The act of inserting cheesecake of any kind in to a woman's vagina and eating it out the practice started and was popularized in Telford England.
by shadendays November 15, 2009
Get the Telford Cheesecake mug.Someone who uses harmless falsenesses integrated into vaguely truthful stories with the intent of having a good laugh with friends. The juvial nature of the false teller does not in anyway make him a liar
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Gang-banged by your manager, fella, gettin' money out your ass, like a mothafuckin' Ready Teller. Givin' up the dollar bills, now they got the Villain with a purse and high-heels.
by Vanilla Ice Cube November 16, 2007
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He enjoys going out on a Wednesday night and drinking 2litres of Strongbow and getting fkd up, then going home at 1am and talking about his feelings.
He enjoys going out on a Wednesday night and drinking 2litres of Strongbow and getting fkd up, then going home at 1am and talking about his feelings.
Exaple 1:
Guy 1: Did you see someone let that Wookie into the Su tonight?
Guy 2: Oh no that was just the Telford Monner
Example 2:
" I went down on a girl last night, I swear she was so hairy she could of been the Telford Monner!
Guy 1: Did you see someone let that Wookie into the Su tonight?
Guy 2: Oh no that was just the Telford Monner
Example 2:
" I went down on a girl last night, I swear she was so hairy she could of been the Telford Monner!
by Telly_Mons December 7, 2011
Get the Telford Monner mug.While the man and woman are having sex in the doggy style position, the man has a friend waiting in the closet who comes out, then the man pulls out and the friend enters without the woman noticing, the man then runs outside quietly and up to the bedroom window where he knocks and when his girl looks up he waves at her, thus giving the magical illusion named penn and teller.
by jelly donut December 10, 2006
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2) Having to smell b/o all day and people's bad breath.
3) Human Computer who is expected to never make mistakes.
2) Having to smell b/o all day and people's bad breath.
3) Human Computer who is expected to never make mistakes.
Charlotte: Hey Lauren, don't you just love your job as a BANK TELLER ?
Lauren: No I Effing hate this mutha fukin job.
Lauren: No I Effing hate this mutha fukin job.
by charlietuna January 15, 2009
Get the bank teller mug.Telford was developed in the 1970s as a 'New Town'.
Keen not to repeat all the errors that made other new towns such dreary crime ridden dumps, such as Milton Keynes or Stevenage, Telford Development Corporation came up with some new and refreshing mistakes all of their own, making Telford possible the biggest planning disaster in the whole UK.
In addition to being the chav capital of the UK, it has the world's largest Primark store, the highest teenage pregnancy rate in the solar system and has only about 30% of the population in employment. These are all Polish.
It does have some good features. Every year without fail it wins the league table of 'The Most Godless City In The World' (True) having lowest rate of Christian Church attendance in the known universe, even beating Tehran.
Keen not to repeat all the errors that made other new towns such dreary crime ridden dumps, such as Milton Keynes or Stevenage, Telford Development Corporation came up with some new and refreshing mistakes all of their own, making Telford possible the biggest planning disaster in the whole UK.
In addition to being the chav capital of the UK, it has the world's largest Primark store, the highest teenage pregnancy rate in the solar system and has only about 30% of the population in employment. These are all Polish.
It does have some good features. Every year without fail it wins the league table of 'The Most Godless City In The World' (True) having lowest rate of Christian Church attendance in the known universe, even beating Tehran.
by Telford Atheist Number 235,675 July 3, 2010
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