Telephonians

The chipmunk-like creatures that live in the telephone wires and transfer the words from one receiver to the other. The "Static" as people call it, is the low hiss as a result of the Telephonians getting upset. Telephonians are not commonly recognized by others, as the government fears that PETA would try to intervene in the telephone system by calling this display of teamwork "Animal Abuse." Telephonians are believed to be direct descendents from Jesus, as they seem to have eternal life. No dead Telephonian has ever been sighted.

"Hey Jesus, say hi to the telephonians for me!"

by JesusApprentice September 21, 2011

telephonique

a phone sex solicitor

Mark: I'm so horny today
John: Dude you should call a telephonique.

by shadamama February 25, 2013

telephante

telephante, ah yes,, the best person on here. Follow them on tiktok

telephante, stan them wtf.

by somiiss December 23, 2020

telephobia

when someone has the fear of talking on the phone.

i would call you but, i have telephobia.

by &Megan; March 17, 2006

telephobia

The fear of things that are far away.

Alpha Centauri freaks me out man!!!

That is because you have telephobia. Also you are on drugs.

by iddles December 16, 2012

telephoning

a form of illegal fishing using electricity

Grab the battery, we're going telephoning!

by winston38 August 24, 2007

telephoneaphobia

When a man is afraid to have a friend with benifits forgets how to dial the phone out of fear that the girl wants more.

He don't have to have to have telephoneaphobia it ain't like he's my boo!

by JW DeSoto November 6, 2005