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Parents Television Council

The worst people on the planet. They are comparable to the grease on the floor of gas station bathrooms. They think the Government, TV Networks, and everyone else should take care of their kids, except them. They bitch and file their "FCC Indecency Complaints" every time Saturday Night Live accidentally airs an uncensored "Fuck" after Midnight, because "Their Children Are Watching".
" Getting hate mail from the Parents Television Council is like getting hate mail from Hitler. They're literally horrible people."- Seth MacFarlane
by brappapapskiiiirt October 12, 2009
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telenovela

A soap opera, of Spanish or Latin American origin. Famed for having strange plots, even for soap operas, and some of the worst offenses of overacting ever.
"Fernando, mi amigo! Y Maria, mi mujer! En el cuchi-cuchi! PORQUE, MARIA?!"
"Porque Fernando es muy grande! Y tu eres chiquito!"
by kikanjuuneko January 27, 2005
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Parents Television Council

Nazi organization of soccer momsand conservatives. Hell bent on repealing the 1st amendment and illegalizing(sic)
any form of media that isn't about pink bunnies and ponies.
Hate video games also and try get any anti game legislation passed. Dis any show that mocks Christianity or promotes homosexuality.
Are people actually dumb enough to believe the shit that comes outta the Parents Television Council?
by Disgruntled Gamer January 27, 2008
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Teenincy

Tee-nincy. Sounds like tee nine see. Very small amount. Smaller than a smidgeon. Not sure of spelling. Think it's a southern word, maybe originating from the word petite.
Just give me a teenincy bit of sugar in my coffee.
by Karymay August 18, 2016
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Parents Television Council

A website that I use to determine which shows are the best. The shows that the PTC whines the most about are clearly worth watching, and the ones that they give their seal of approval to are to be avoided at all costs.

They are currently ranked 'World-Class' in their whining abilities.
So, Parents Television Council, why do you whine about shows that are on at 9pm, when kids have already gone to sleep? Why do you have such an unhealthy obsession with Seth MacFarlane?
by EvilDash0 November 5, 2010
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Telenor...

1.What people say in Norway when their network fails...

2. When you stand there, horror struck, alone and desperate, there is only one word that crosses your mind.. "Telenor".
It was a cold winternight. Jimmy was about to log onto his computer to check Facebook. Yet when he pressed enter after he finished typing, nothing happened. "shit.." he whispered lightly to himself, he tried once more..
"telenor...!" he said to himself, another time Jimmy tried, but all seemed hopeless. "TELENOOOOOOOR!"

Jimmy cried into the night...
by ponduwudus April 26, 2011
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television

Mankind's greatest and worst achievement.
I looked at an educational program and then watched Pimp My Ride.
by Matt March 14, 2005
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