Texturbating

the act of masturbating to dirty text messages; the cell phone version of cybersex.

Since Billy's girlfriend moved away, he spends all his time texturbating with her.

by JBeeR December 17, 2008

Texturey

Something with a lot of texture

“Wow this purse is really texturey”-kiya

by Ppj June 27, 2020

Skin Texture Pack

When someone cuts themselves in a specific place to the point where the skin has a different texture than the rest of their body.

Dude, that Emo chick just added a skin texture pack

by Depressed77 November 12, 2021

textureous

Full of texture

It was a very textureous wallpaper.

by Squeakers321 March 5, 2004

texture

The outer surface of the vagina (folds, flaps, etc.), only noticeable when one is wearing tight fitting clothing.

When you wear that spandex to practice, I can see your texture!!

by Apple Jones July 24, 2008

testurbate

To masturbate before an exam, usually to calm ones nerves and be able to take the test in a post fap clarity.

Person 1:Alright dude, let's head out so we can get to our bio final on time.

Person 2:I'm feeling a little nervous, gonna testurbate first. Go on and I'll catch up with you.

by kingbumii May 6, 2015

textured

Having a texture other than smooth

You could let your nail stay textured or apply the glossy top coat 🌮

by Amber (holosexual) August 10, 2017