Teets

Matt Teets
See; Bridgteets.
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To make a post on the social media application Titter (formerly known as Twitter where posts were referred to as “tweets”).
Ellen Musk teeted a photo of the Twitter building after covering the “w” on the sign so that it reads “Titter”.
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Male nipples that secrete milk.
Zach has teets that can provide sustenance to his cats.
by BJP April 26, 2006
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To serve no purpose. Useless

A truncation of the phrase "as useless as teets on a boar hog" meaning that teets, or nipples, on a male hog are useless and serve no purpose.
Bob: "I am so tired of pulling Frank's weight around here. He is so worthless!"
Roger: "Yeah. Frank is teets."
by SrBlanco November 06, 2005
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the second cuming of tiggerjat hibabi oila crip 🐈
BalOoOoOoO 🎶... with a... with a (get ready for it 😮)... TeetOoOoOoO 🎶
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Teets is defined as when something awesome happens. It's powerful word and should only be uttered when something happens that is so good, the word "cool" or "sick" just doesn't cut it.
Friend 1 - I just met Ron Jeremy!

Friend 2 - No way, Teets bro!
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Man I love that bitch's teets.

I sucked them teets dry last night.
by yo_daddyB June 05, 2005
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