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terradactyl

when a girl is on her knees and a man croutches down naked and slaps the woman under the chin with his dick
last night i got that bitch with a terradactyl
by d.heath j.biggs July 17, 2009
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teradactyl

An old heroin user who is old as fuck , and higher than a bird . Also known as dactyl in reference to a "Tecato".
Dropping this sack off to some teradactyl down the block.
by foolish reyes November 26, 2016
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terradactyle

Slapping a hoe in a flapping-wing motion using rubber gloves thus making her screech
My bitch was so slow at baking me a pie that I busted into the kitchen and terradactyled that screaming hoe.
by D'Ice March 27, 2009
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teradactylitis

This affliction sadly affects many women of any age. Causing them to look distressingly unattractive, unsexy and somewhot gopping.

From a girl looking like a teradactyl
"gosh dude that chick had a dose of teradactylitis"
by saintty June 10, 2009
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Teradactyle

1. A person with an abnormally large nose, physically and metaphorically.
2. Generally the source for unnecessary drama and 'Boy trouble'.
3. A person that is obnoxious in large or small crowds, tending to be the person guilty of inducing migranes.
4. A person that plays the victim card EVERY SINGLE TIME in search of self-worth and use self-mutilation as a way to gain attention.
1. Teradactyle has lift off..! If you wanna keep your eyes, cover them..
2. That friggin teradactyle never says anything to my face. If I had a beak as a nose, I'd be ashamed for people to see it too.
3. UGGHH!! What is that OBNOXIOUS sound?!? I thought teradactyles were extinct... damm you carma...
4. That chick over-reacts way too much. Between the talons and jagged teeth, she can't help but be vicsiously mutilated somewhere new each day.
by TorchTheMoles. October 21, 2010
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teradacthoe

A teradacthoe is an old hoe, typically with a long nose and horse face. otherwise known as a cougerwho swoops in on young drunken college students for the purpose of molestering.
Holy crap!!! Billy just got snatched up by that Sarah Jessica Parker looking teradacthoe!
by Ser-pickles April 20, 2016
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teradactal splash

When the man lays flat on the floor with his mouth open, the woman suspended high above him plays with herself until she squirts and flaps her arms like a bird and makes teradactal noises.
Oi mate me and the lass got well frisky the other night, I let her teradactal splash me!
by Yamama-all-day-fam September 18, 2016
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