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Tecumseh Oklahoma

A small town west of Oklahoma City. One of the cesspools of teen pregnancy, wannabe thugs, and marijuana in Oklahoma.
Tecumseh Oklahoma is a trash town. The state should burn it to the ground.
by GallEMcOxbig July 14, 2015
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Tecumseh

A place in southern Ontario, just outside Windsor, where anyone male not wearing a shirt in the summer is a homo.
Instead of saying "that guy is a homo" say "that guy is Tecumseh" he will never know what you are saying.
by OneQwkStang February 7, 2009
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tecturing

When your parents think that sending you text messages is an effective means of behavioral control. i.e. "Text" + "Lecturing".
1. Even if I make no mention of going out on Saturday night, my mom always tectures me on the dangers of date rape drugs and having sex with strangers around 9:00 p.m.

2. My dad was tecturing me earlier about how I should think before I mindlessly text people after reading some stuff that I had sent my mom while she was napping, and I responded by saying, "And this is why I never want to talk to you."

3. Advice Dog is so annoying when he tectures me about remembering to take my LSD every morning. It's a good idea that I never pay attention to people who tecture me.
by squareforceone September 27, 2009
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textument

Having an argument in texts.
Dammit johnny...I had another textument with my girfriend last night!!! My damn thumbs are killing me!
by HATTOMBOMB November 19, 2013
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Tecumseh Highschool

A dumbass school full of skanks, rednecks, crackheads and a sprinkle of rich kids. A place where you get little to no education and you’re the laughing stock of the neighboring towns.
“What school do you go too?”
“Tecumseh Highschool
Oh that school”
by dipass August 30, 2021
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Tecumseh blow job

She thought his coaching skills were amazing and gave him a Tecumseh blow job to show her gratitude.
by Bibblemac December 21, 2014
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Tecumseh's revenge

we all know what Montezuma's revenge is. Here in the Ohio Valley, Midewst and Great Lakes states the term "Tecumseh's revenge" is more applicable since the great Shawnee chief Tecumseh is an important historical figure around here.
1. At an outdoor amphitheater hosting a Rush concert I drank a cola to beat the humidity. The drink had funny tasting industrial waste - infected ice cubes. The next day I got a bad case of Tecumseh's revenge. I'm glad it didn't happen during the excellent show.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice June 14, 2009
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