Google Tech

An IT technician who is a master at providing solutions to technical problems based on pure Google search results. As a result this person appears to be exceedingly knowledgable, when they actually are not.

"Hey man, I got an issue on my PC, do you know what it is" "Ok let me look up the error on Google" "Man, you are such a Google Tech!"

by esalad February 17, 2010

Indian tech support

Impersonates microsoft and tries to scam you.

Indian tech support: 'Elo dees is microsawff tEk surp0t how mey I hepp yu0?

DurdleTurtle: no

by Durdleturtle November 6, 2017

Techsmith'd

Whenever someone breaks into your parents bedroom and swaps out the contents of your dad's balls with your own. Thus, whenever a child is conceived, you've officially been Techsmith'd.

That baby sure does have a full beard. I'm sorry to tell you mam, but I think you've been Techsmith'd.

by Labat April 24, 2023

wind tech

a technician in the wind industry. a wind tech is a special breed of person, one that is at times very unpredictable. because of the eminent danger they face everyday, wind tech fear very little and therefore tend to get a little "crazy". wind tech's work long hours and have very little time on the ground making them form somewhat of a pack amongst themselves. it is often said that one will not think twice about putting themselves in the way of serious harm for another. in a wind turbine tech's personal life they are usually very heavy drinkers. these men are also mentally unstable from a lack of personal contact with persons other than their mentally unstable co-workers, this often results in poor relationship performance, which in turn also leads to MORE heavy drinking. no one is exactly sure where these individuals come from but we now know that as long as there is alcohol to be drank, woman to seduce and crazy thing to do... this always interesting species will survive. they will continue to live high above our head where they belong. for once a man become a tech, he is changed.

wind techs are crazy

by stir_crazy May 14, 2011

Tech Extremism

Tech Extremism is an ideology based on three main ideas, the consumption of rare earth metals, striving to decrease the GDP of several developing countries (especially Mongolia), and destroying revolutionary concepts such as silkworm farming and non-combustion engines. It was started by three men of unknown origin who were tasked with transporting a large amount of titanium for a secret government project. Khyrsos quickly rose through the ranks to become the most powerful Tech Extremist, he is currently hunting down Luca Maxim with the collaboration of Zara Employees to stop him from consulting with sentient animals. Khyrsos's connections to the secret corporation "La Vache" are still being studied. Tech Extremists are also dedicated to stealing valuable and productive uncles from developing countries, such as Mongolia and Kazakhstan. Uncle theft is being addressed mainly by Luca Maxim and his squad of sentient animal beings Gerald, Mateo, Jicheal, and Franco. This group of Anti-Tech Extremists is constantly finding ways to speed up the de-centralized procurement of vacuum cleaner parts, found gecko sanctuaries, participate in illegal bug fights, improve Morrocan sandboarding, boost the GDP of Mongolia, obtain Mongolian Fishing Boots (MFB), and most importantly, destroy Tech Extremism worldwide.

Tech Extremism is the most dangerous secret ideology, founded by Khyrsos.

"Khyrsos is now the most powerful Tech Extremist, he must be stopped"

by one_rusty_boi January 9, 2023

TechKanye

The definition of TechKanye is someone that is a "genius", "creative", "loose cannon", and "disruptive innovator"; who shifts traditional standards by developing new trending culture and products in the Technology Industry. This type of person will be called "delusional", "crazy", and "a rebel" for their ideas on technology and its liberation of people. The Web3 era of the digital age has many entrepreneurs being labeled "TechKanye" either they are taking their ideas too far or they are going to change the world.

The name TechKanye was first given to Tech Entrepreneur "Dante Richardson" of Buffalo, New York by Super TikTok influencer "Nimay Ndolo" during an episode of the No Draws podcast hosted by personality "FURG".

This idea sounds TechKanye, but it's going to change the world or blow up in our faces.

by Tech Kanye November 11, 2022

Penn Tech

penn college,pennsylvania college of technology
A smaller school in a shitty town(Williamsport). Good education. Until the LCB kicked in it was rated the biggest binge drinking school on the east coast. If you go to Penn Tech alcohol is the only way to cure your boredom. So they drink, and these kids can drink. No pussy Penn State drinking either. We're talking real backwoods, puke and rally type drinking here. Other than that there isn't really much to say about Penn Tech. You'd know this if you ever visited. (P.S. Watch out for those white t-shirts)

Penn State - "We'll get kegs"
Penn Tech - "We'll get grain"

by Jack March 20, 2005