technosass

being overly assertive, borderline impudent, when referring to ones knowledge and understanding of internet-based services and products.

That girl has major technosass, with all her "watch me Google this and Prezi that."

by Mr. Google Docs March 10, 2010

Techgasm

When you experience explosive ejaculation due to new tech.

I had to change my pants after the new I phone came out because I had a massive techgasm.

by TheSupremeLeader December 3, 2016

technocamping

What do you get when you cross Harold Camping and technology punditry?

You get a doom-and-gloom prediction of the demise of a technology or technology company, based largely on conjecture and uninformed speculation.

When (pundit) swears that (technology company) is on the verge of collapse because their senior management was overheard by (unreliable source) to be looking into using Voodoo as a means of retaining their customer base, that pundit is technocamping.

by wargen August 1, 2012

Technogamerz

Technogamerz Is an indian youtuber and gamer he makes videos playing different games

Technogamerz is really popular

by Tachnorabbit February 15, 2024

Technotastic

Technotastic (adjective): A term used to describe a feeling of excitement and optimism about the latest technological innovations and gadgets. Often experienced during tech expos, product launches, or while unboxing new electronics.

After downloading the latest update for her favorite software, Narcy was feeling technotastic about all the new features she was about to explore.

by Thechristain_girl May 7, 2024

technobismol

Your so high that you get the craziest munchies and eat so much chipper u cannot stop shitting

bro tommy i think a technobismol is coming
*shits pants*

by chillerthanyou42 May 14, 2024

Technogaianist Cyber-Nihilism

A variant drawing on the Gaia hypothesis and technogaianism—the belief that technology can help heal the planet—but filtered through a cyber-nihilist lens. Technogaianist Cyber-Nihilism argues that the Earth itself is a complex system, a kind of proto-Wired, that can be enhanced and evolved through technological intervention. It supports geoengineering, synthetic biology, and planetary-scale computing not to "save" humanity but to accelerate the planet's transformation into a fully networked, self-regulating, post-biological entity. The goal is not a greener planet for people but a planet that has transcended the need for people—a Gaian Wired that includes and exceeds its biological origins.

Example: "She worked on open-source atmospheric processing units that could pull carbon from the air while generating power. 'This isn't climate activism,' she said. 'This is technogaianist cyber-nihilism. I'm not saving the climate for humans. I'm building the planetary-scale infrastructure that will eventually run itself—and won't need us to maintain it. The Earth becomes the Wired; the Wired becomes the Earth. We're just midwives to a planet that will outgrow us.'"

by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal February 19, 2026