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Techno

its a neopet.
Really! Ot is! its like a reptile thingy.
by KawaiiAnime December 14, 2003
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Techno

The best type of music to listen to when you're baked out of your mind.
"Yo man, I'm ripped."
"Well blast the techno"
"That's some trippy shit man"
"Yeahhhhhhhhhhhh"
by scorchedangel March 15, 2009
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Techno

A coordinated mix of electric sounds that some cultists refer to as music. Sometimes believed to be an updated version of disco. Characterized by a drumbeat that always puts a bass drum hit on the downbeat and a mm setting of c 150. Often, a hi-hat hit on the upbeat and closed on the downbeat accompanies the persistent bass drum hits. In addition, there is always a complete lack of musical instruments, as all sounds are simulated on a computer. Most often listened to by a male demographic between ages 12 and 25, teh vast majority of which is uneducated in music and incapable of playing an instrument. Synonyms include "signal indicator" and "alarm clock," while antonyms include "music."
If copying music is illegal, techno is the worst rash of crime in the recording industry.
by Bluepies February 10, 2005
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Techno

Techno isnt really music. techno is electronic sounds coinciding to some kind of beat. Only when applied to some other form of music as a joke or backround sound can it then be "labeled" as music.unless at a rave. By itself it is literally nothing most people would want to listen to even if offered money. (possible exageration)
There is no way i can give an example of my opinion of techno. Words cannot discribe my dislike for it, usually.
by Anonamous April 25, 2005
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Techno

a genre of music which basically an evolved form of disco if you think about it. it is mad up of synthesized drums and samples of beats. and sometimes has a girl singing.
some sub genre's of techno are rave,house,trance.
by JeVoNeR December 10, 2003
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Techno

Slang for calling a female sexy/beautiful.
by Rune June 8, 2003
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Techno

Something that aint goin. An object, person, or place that is completely wack and full of no style. Kevin Federline
1 "Peep these new shoes i just fuckin got"

2 "Those are ugly... na they hella techno"

1 "ay fuck you bitch your shoes look like cardboard and rubber"
by GoneOnMushrooms July 30, 2009
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