Tech Support 

A person who does precision guesswork based on unreliable data provided by those of questionable knowledge

I thought tech support would be able to assist me but they were clueless

Tech Support by mafiageek69 September 17, 2024

Tech-support 

A tech-support is often a company in india who try to scam you

microsoft tech-support, how may i help you?
hi i need help with my pc, my porn wont open

Tech-support by your local thot November 5, 2018

Tech Support Scam 

When someone from India cold calls you and says you have a problem with your "dextop" computer. They use scare tactics, such as the Event Viewer (eventvwr) and the Tree command in Command Prompt to try and convince you that you have a "wirus" on your "dextop." They ask you to pay a large sum of money for the "fixes," and if you don't pay, they try to put syskey on your computer, which locks you out of your computer. Popular topic for Youtubers and pranksters.

#1: Did you get that call from Microsoft yesterday?
#2: No, it was a Tech Support Scam. It was not Microsoft.

Tech Support Scam by Scam Buster August 29, 2016

Tech Support Hotline 

A spin-off Youtube live stream show made by a member of the Buddhism Hotline Rajeev Kapoor. The show focuses on helping callers with tech support. Like the Buddhism Hotline, it gets trolled by prank calls.

“Oh man, i can’t wait to watch the Tech Support Hotline and troll the indian man.”

Tech Support Hotline by ThePerkyHamster October 22, 2019

tech support scammer 

some random guy (usually from india) calls you saying you have a problem with your computer blah blah blah, then tells you that they will show you the problem and how to fix it (a way to let them hack your computer tricking you into thinking that there's problems and then takes you money to fix nothing. they are usually a target of trolling for YouTubers and people that are just bored

tech support scammer: hello theres a problem with your computer we need to fix it give us admin crap on your computer

YouTubers: "trolling starts"

tech support scammer by xxshadowslaying January 31, 2021

Tech support syndrome 

When an issue in a computer seems to be fixed when you are on the phone with tech support, but as soon as you are off the phone, the issue comes back full fledged.

Britney: Is your computer fixed?
Alyssa: No, its acting weird still.
Britteny: Wasn't it working when you were on the phone with John before today?
Alyssa: Yes, but its not working anymore. It stopped working as soon as we hung up.
Britteny: I guess your computer has tech support syndrome.
Alyssa: Yeah.

Tech support syndrome by Mc'Blindy June 14, 2010

Tech support for the soul 

A friendship that helps to keep you balanced and earth worthy.

I have the best tech support for the soul with my Bubby.

Tech support for the soul by WearWolph September 29, 2011