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tebowed out

The day after Tim Tebow wins a football game, and the only thing in sports news talked about is Tim Tebow.
"Dude did you hear about Tebow, he won the game for the Broncos?"
"Dude I have heard that all day long, I'm tebowed out."
by spartan4333 December 28, 2011
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tebowed your mom

The act of getting down on one knee and "tebowing" a woman's vagina
I tebowed your mom so hard last night her vagina is dilated about 2 inches
by anynomous E=mc2 September 16, 2013
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Tebowed Out

Yeah..Tebow is a great guy and does wonderful things for charity etc....but all this hero worship of him makes me just plain TEBOWED OUT!
by Maggie55 January 15, 2012
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Tim Tebowed

When everything is going well for you and then at the last minute you get completely screwed and you have no idea how, why, when, or where it came from.
I was sitting at work, the job I've held for 35 years with just two days til retirement, when my boss came around the corner and told me I was fired with no benefits. I couldn't believe my boss just Tim Tebowed me like that.
by Mit Berekvam December 16, 2011
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Tebowned

To be owned, schooled, rocked, run over, trucked, juked out of your shoes, or otherwise embarrassed by former Florida Gator now NFL quarterback Tim Tebow. Common misspelling is Tebeauxned, as it is spelled in the state of Louisiana.
7 touchdowns in one game? Looks like you just got Tebowned
by JohnnyBJ April 9, 2010
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tebowned

To be owned by Flordia's quarterback Tim Tebow.
Announcer: "Tim Tebow drops back, rolls to the right, starts to run with it, jukes left, makes two defenders miss, hurdles another, stiff-arms, roundhouse kicks and somersaults his way for a touchdown!"

Florida Fan: "Y'all just got tebowned!"
by Matt January 8, 2007
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Teboned

When you bang a chick for an hour, of which 58 minutes is a complete disappointment to her, though mysteriously managing to completely satisfy her in the final 2 minutes.

Antonym - Lebronned.
Sex is only enjoyable for dos minutos when you're being teboned.
by I IZ DA BOSS MAN December 3, 2011
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