TEA

To Eat Ass.

This is a an underground replacement for the more common slang of "Tossing Salad". Used on dating sites to let potential dates know their preference. Also seen on shirts and bumper stickers. Usually part of the sentence "I love TEA" or "I heart TEA"

I love TEA.

I broke up with my last boyfriend because he didn't like TEA.

I met my girlfriend when I told her "I like TEA" on Tinder.

TEA in the afternoon makes a happy relationship.

TEA on the first date will guarantee a second date.

by caesar777 February 09, 2018

tea

A slang term used by Jack Kerouac and the Beats when refering to marijuana, seen in Kerouac's novel On the Road.

"Ask him if we can get any tea. Hey kid, you got ma-ree-wa-na?"

by Catal April 15, 2006

Tea

The Best Tasting Drink In the WHOLE World.
You should Try Some. Yes?

Justin Dosen't know what he's missing out on
because he hates tea to death. Justin You SUCK.
Tea is Best.

by AimeeFOSHEEZIE January 01, 2007

tea

a much older term for marijuana, made popular dating back from the 1930's. today it is considered obsolete and a great way to cover up what you're REALLY talking about.

"man, if i had some tea, i'd be in herbal heaven."

by showmethepath January 31, 2009

tea

Gossip, can be served hot. Cause for the common term, "spill it".

Friend: I heard Camila likes Josh, but so does Tamika.
Me: That's the tea, sis.

by SeeIKnowStuff October 30, 2018

Tea?

A one word phrase that is used to ask acquaintances, friends, total strangers, and family (a) to drink a soothing beverage made by soaking tea leaves in water, or (b) to partake in a light midafternoon repast of tea, and finger-food, such as pastries and sandwiches.

Billy: "Tea?"
Willy: "Definitely! Let's go! I love your mom's cucumber tea sandwiches!"

by blupomodoro April 19, 2010

Tea

1. Used primarily within the homosexual community as a way of casual greating.
2. A term which is abbriviated for "Truth" as in the latest gossip around the clubs and between other homosexuals.
3. Giving/ Spilling Tea

Honey you better gave your big gulp cup ready because i am about so spill you all the tea!

by Adrina Lynn Myers April 13, 2011