Teapot

Teapot is when a girl/guy gives you a blowjob while you’re doing squats

Guy 1:dude you will never believe this,my wife gave me teapot while i was doing my squats!
Guy 2:nice

by Dr.shelnut pooper November 28, 2019

Teapot

One of the Suzuki GSX-F range of motorbikes, so called because the early models looked like teapots.

GSX-Fs were branded as "Katanas" in North America, but nobody except an idiot would associate these bulbous tourers with the original Katana sports bikes from the 1980s.

Yank: "I got me a Katana!"
Everyone else: "No, seppo, you've got a Teapot."

by Antiseptic January 5, 2008

Teapot

Someone who bends over to tie their shoes and falls asleep. Usually because of concussion symptoms. Also used by fans in denial as an excuse for poor and/or embarrassing performances by athletes (i.e. every Pittsburgh Penguin after the 2013 NHL East Conference Finals).

Hockey Observer: "Sidney Crosby is such a teapot. He fills himself up just to poor himself out."

Hockey Expert: "In 2013, Jerome Iginla famously decided not to go to the Bruins, what a teapot decision."

"That guy is such a teapot."

by Hey Man Dude June 21, 2013

Teapot

Yea, so I know I'm five foot nothing. Are you gonna hold that against me?

Go ahead, make me feel even smaller. Do it you skank! Call me a teapot.

by Solid Mantis August 28, 2017

teapot

A short and stout guy that tries to holla at chu.

I was dancing at the club and a fuckin teapot started grinding on the back of my knee. Tipped that mothafucka over.

by 1st Place Bad Bitch November 17, 2012

teapot

A magical device that can transform water into a nice tasting drink.

i saw a cat with a teapot on its head attacking helicopters

by afi_al January 8, 2006

teapot

word used to for anorexia as coined by some patients in psychiatric hospitals.

she's diagnoised with teapot.

by i'm a little teapot January 13, 2011