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teatagging

The origin of the word teatagging is as follows: it's a portmanteau word consisting of "teabagging" and "facebook tagging". The combination is of course called teatagging and refers to the activity of teabagging a person, taking a photo of this action, upload it on facebook and finally tag the person on the photo.
A: Last night was crazy, everybody was drunk as hell!
B: Yeah and I bet Barry will have a nice little surprise when he wakes up.

A: Why, what happened?

B: Jack and the other guys were teatagging him shortly before i left, so i guess he will have to do some explaining!
by noise_pollution January 1, 2012
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Teavagging

Teavagging is similar to a teabag. Teavagging is when a woman repeatedly hits her vagina against someone, their face particularity. Similar word with this one is also "Vbag" and "teabagging"
I was playing a First Person Shooter with Taylor last night and she kept killing me. After each kill she would start Teavagging me.
by Playdohmasta1 June 26, 2012
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teabagging

To smear one's balls in and around the face and mouth. The participant then concludes the process by balancing each testicle in both eye sockets.
I was caught teabagging him with confidence.
by mate20000 May 13, 2014
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teabagging

v. To lower one's scrotum into another's mouth.
Person 1: I want to try teabagging.
Person 2: You mean, you want ME to try teabagging...
by The Grammar Nazi December 19, 2001
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teabagging

The act of plunging your scrotum into a receptive ladies mouth, in a similar way to how you make a cup of tea. It also brings a man to the boil, like a kettle.
Wing-Kin only enjoyed it when Susan was in the mood to do some teabagging. "I like that" said Wing-Kin, "hemn$sg%ske" mumbled Susan.
by domino woodstock March 22, 2012
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Teabagging

The scrotum, much like the tea bag, is a pouch that is used specifically as a means of convenient storage. The tea bag is to tea-leaves as the scrotum is to testicles. Now most people would come to the consensus that the scrotum is not the most attractive aspect of the male form, and that it should be hidden from view at all times because of its offensive appearance and function. Whenever the scrotum comes out of hiding, people tend to take notice. Imagine a scenario in which you and your close associates are out drinking all night and having a gay old time. Also imagine that you have a friend named Greg, who in light of his low tolerance for alcohol, proceeds to act like a total dilweed for most of the evening, and his night reaches its climax when he passes out. (Note: Greg has passed out with his shoes still on, making him fair game.) You and your friends decide that Greg should be punished for his capriciousness, and one friend-let’s say his name is Jarvis- suggests that “we should tea-bag him!” As has remained constant since the colonial days of tar and feathers, mob mentality prevails. Everyone praises Jarvis for his idea, which seems brilliant in the context of inebriation, and they suggest that he have the honor of performing the deed. Jarvis walks over to the incapacitated Greg, and proceeds to unzip his jeans. He delicately exposes his scrotum and slowly descends, hovering above Greg until he finally allows his junk to come to rest gently on Greg’s face. Applause.
Greg was a victim of teabagging last night, and he complained to me about scrotal-residue left on his face. (see scrotum stamp)
by Paul K.S. November 23, 2009
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teabagging

An adult act performed by consenting republican/conservatives on each other to express their fake outrage to imaginary tax increases (most of these idiots actually just got a tax break)

During this act one republican/conservative nut job (pun intended) drops his pants in public and slowly lowers his scrotum into the eager mouth of another right wing nut lover.

Some basic Teabagging participation rules

1: Participants have to be very low income (preferably on welfare)
2: Participants have to be avid Fox News watchers (this makes certain the participants are brainwashed to the extent of being borderline retarded)
3: Participants have to be republican/conservative
On 04/15/09 (Tax Day) broke ass republicans throughout the country gathered in public and performed mass teabagging on each other for hours while complaining about some imaginary tax increases
by fauxoutrage May 2, 2009
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