Tarkus

1971 Emerson, Lake, and Palmer album

by Alex March 26, 2003

tark

Derogatory slang for Talion, used almost exclusively by the uruk-hai

"Luck, that's all this defeat is. I suppose you'll want to call yourself the Tark Slayer... slayer" - The last words of Dush the Tark Slayer

by Flash Dude December 12, 2017

tarkin

The singularly best Imperial in STAR WARS's Galactic Empire.

"Tarkin is the best Grand Moff in the Empire."

by ITenebraeI February 8, 2017

tark

Someone who wears emo glasses (glasses with thick, dark frames) and likes to be seen as artsy or intellectual. A tark's style of dress is often emo or scene (skinny jeans, converse sneakers, hair longer in the front than in the back), but some tarks, particularly older ones, may dress more conventionally. Most tarks are under the age of 30.

Just because Drew Carey stole Ira Glass's glasses, that doesn't make him a tark.

by Trestle July 28, 2009

Tarkov Addict

Someone who is addicted to the video game Escape from Tarkov. Most commonly spotted by the huge bags under their eyes, Or the beard on their neck. Sometimes at random intervals they will speak of Tarkov. However Tarkov addicts can be very dangerous, If it is passed 3 am do not disturb them as they can get very aggressive after they lose millions in a big raid or getting killed by exfil campers. They will become very defensive so it is recommended that you do not speak or approach them. A very famous Tarkov addict is a streamer who goes by the name AquaFPS. Another famous user is Яан Кринал also known as Toasterbrain696, He is extremely aggresive whenever he comes out of his coom cocoon and will be hostile towards any life it detects. His back is curved and he now looks like a rat with a graphics card hanging out of his mouth. There also one Яан Кринал shoved halfway in his anus.

Toasterbrain696s friends in an intervention: Dude you need serious help, We got you a plane ticket to rehab in california, If you dont accept treatment then we cant watch you die over you're tarkov addiction.
Toasterbrain696: I HAVENT EVEN PLAYED FOR THAT LONG, I DONT HAVE AN ADDICTION, JUST BECAUSE I STABBED 27 PEOPLE TO DEATH AFTER LOSING MILLIONS IN A RAID IN TARKOV DOESN'T MEAN I HAVE AN ADDICTION.

by SussyRustPlayer July 6, 2021

tarkas

Name for ecstacy pills people like to take when raving!!!

Have you got any of those banging tarkas for sale so I can get off my tits tonight moosh?

by Squiffmeister November 10, 2017

Tarkan

Top of the heap. Best of it's kind. You won't find something much better than it.

"The new beemer they've come out with is Tarkan"
"These days in hip hop, Jedi Mind Tricks are Tarkan"

by Mana August 23, 2003