tanassity

The ratio between how tan your ass is compared to how tan the rest of your body is. You want the ratio to be as close to 1:1 as possible.

Dude, hit the beach; your tanassity scares me.

Your tanassity is way too high

Haiku form:
Nice dark tan body
Your Tanassity is high
Chalk white ass and chest

by Isakilla May 5, 2007

tabassum

daughter of jibril

tabassum is sexy styl

by lolheheheyhy July 4, 2019

Texass

Anyone hailing from the state of Texas that attempts and fails during the course of a conversation to make you look like more of an idiot than he/she is.

phrase coined by Joe Bush

"Y'know what the problem with Amurika is? All the dang idiots."

(what a Texass)

by Brian Tipton May 22, 2008

Tabassco Rodeo

When reaching for the lubricant before anal sex, lubricate your penis with Tabasco instead. Condom use is recommended. After the first few thrusts, the woman will realize her anus is on fire and try to buck the man off. The man then holds on firmly, while the bucking and screaming gets him off.

- "Why is Trish teary-eyed and walking funny?"

- "Jason took her to the Tabassco Rodeo last night"

by d-fizzzle October 17, 2008

TexAss

When you eat so much your ASS gets the size of Texas!!!

You see Maribel lately? She's got a TexAss that won't quit!
That's cuz she won't quit eatin' the Donuts!!!

by Andi June 10, 2006

Texass

The US state of Texas, or a Texan.

My wife has a cute name for all the states. Texass, Kansass, Assachusetts...

by LudwigVan November 10, 2003

tabasshole

To soak a digit in hot sauce and insert it into one's anus.

Norah Tabassholed me last night. Aside from the burning, I didn't really mind it.

by markwahlbergisjustok July 8, 2016