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katesexual

I can’t stop watching Kate Walshes tv shows/movies, I must be katesexual.
by obsessedwithkatewalsh January 4, 2021
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Telesexual

When someone is addicted to using their telephone. It could also be used as a word to describe what someone is doing.
Joe is such a telesexual. All he ever does is talk on his phone.

Guy 1: Where is Joe?

Guy 2: Oh, Joe? He's off being telesexual.
by Fraknor April 12, 2008
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Tactisexual

'Tac-ti-sexual' Men who dress to appear to be involved with a tactical/operator element of the Armed Forces. The driving factor toward this lifestyle is based on insecurity and a desire to be cool like a real alpha male. These individuals may or may not have any actual military experience. Their outward appearance will be characterized by; but not limited to the following attributes:These men commonly grow beards similar to in form to those commonly seen in any of the SF/Rangers/Seals/Recon/Raiders/JTAC/PJs elements. Can be found arguing about tactics on internet forums after gaining their experiences via youtube tactical channels and call-of-duty. If they have military experience they are likely to have been considered pog pogue's during their time in service. Give bad advice in gun stores, Cabellas, or Bass Pro. Wear a lot of 5.11 gear. Usually wear a camo/subdued hat with an American flag/Elite Special Forces unit they did not service with velcro patch on the front. Often wear flannel shirts, however do not confuse with those that identify as lumbersexual. Likely to be active in prepper communities, airsoft, and milsimgearqueerkhakisexual. Often have the most expensive 'Gucci' gear; yet never spend time training with it. Often found working as contractors, especially DOD contractors. Tactisexuals are supporters of veteran t-shirt companies such as: Grunt style, 9-line, molon labe. Will likely drink BRCC coffee black rifle coffee company.
Why are you such a tactisexual?

That dude's a tactisexual
XYZ, yeah he's a tactisexual.
by SULLY.ERT1&3 June 26, 2019
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treesexual

One who is sexually attracted to trees. Are often caught in random displays of affection toward trees at random hours of the day/night. Takes the term 'tree hugger' to a whole new level. If male, often "wood for wood" occurs.
Is she making out with that tree?
Yeah man, leave her alone, she's a treesexual.
by Belinda Maxus October 24, 2011
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Tanasexual

friend 1: did you see tana’s new ig pic?
friend 2: omg yes i’m so tanasexual
by TANA MONGEAU’S WHORE November 25, 2019
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tanksexual

A person who sexually identifies as a tank it can be any kind of tank
I am a tanksexual I identify as a tiger maus and I enjoy prowling around in swamps, fields, forests, and etc looking for communist Soviets to destroy
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Tatumsexuals

Any Boston Celtics fan that thinks Jason Tatum is way better than he actually is.
Brady: Dude, I honestly think Jason Tatum is better than Michael Jordan.
Jack: I’m so tired of these goddamn tatumsexuals.
by anonymous September 15, 2020
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