by I, Wreckerrr October 20, 2016
Get the Taint teaser mug.A cousin to the “turkey neck,” this is an even sadder part of aging in which a person’s taint sags and just hangs there like meat curtains.
Tara: I think I might go down on that old guy later and give him a “rusty trombone.”
Jennifer: Okay, but just remember— don’t choke or suffocate on his turkey taint!
Jennifer: Okay, but just remember— don’t choke or suffocate on his turkey taint!
by Epididymitis March 3, 2019
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by raviisaslut March 12, 2017
Get the Taint mug.This is a name used in the Arab and Islamic world.
It has several definitions but can mean the following:
Enhance, Improve, Praise, Enrich, etc.
Mostly found in countries like Bangladesh and Turkey.
In Arabic, it is spelled تَحْسِيْن. The pronunciation of this name is the trickiest part that many people of the western world have trouble with, even though it is very simple:
The T is the T in procrasTinate, the A is pronounced like the U in rUnning, and the H like in the word Hot.
Then just pronounce the 'sin' part like with scene or like when you say 'movie scene'. Please make sure never to pronounce the 'sin' like in the word 'sin'.
It has several definitions but can mean the following:
Enhance, Improve, Praise, Enrich, etc.
Mostly found in countries like Bangladesh and Turkey.
In Arabic, it is spelled تَحْسِيْن. The pronunciation of this name is the trickiest part that many people of the western world have trouble with, even though it is very simple:
The T is the T in procrasTinate, the A is pronounced like the U in rUnning, and the H like in the word Hot.
Then just pronounce the 'sin' part like with scene or like when you say 'movie scene'. Please make sure never to pronounce the 'sin' like in the word 'sin'.
Example 1:
Tahsin: Hello, my name is Tahsin. Anyone who is named Tahsin is too good to describe here.
Example 2:
Caucasian teacher: Frank?
Frank: Here.
Caucasian teacher: Jeff?
Jeff: Here.
Caucasian teacher: ooh, this one is a tricky one... Uh... Toh-sin?
Tahsin: It's تَحْسِيْن
Tahsin: Hello, my name is Tahsin. Anyone who is named Tahsin is too good to describe here.
Example 2:
Caucasian teacher: Frank?
Frank: Here.
Caucasian teacher: Jeff?
Jeff: Here.
Caucasian teacher: ooh, this one is a tricky one... Uh... Toh-sin?
Tahsin: It's تَحْسِيْن
by Remember_Harambe December 28, 2017
Get the Tahsin mug.An elaborate tattoo of a butterfly on an individual’s taint. Unisex in nature, but more mythical on a gentleman. Generally the result of very poor decision making and copious amounts of booze. Traditionally the recipient of a "taintfly" is involved in some sort of bet or dare.
Bro, did homeboy tell you about his taintfly?
No, WTF?
The dude was offered $1K to get a tattoo of a Butterfly on his taint and he did it! His taint is the main body of the Butterfly and the wings spread across his thighs. It is god awful!
Wow! Hope he won the bet!
No, WTF?
The dude was offered $1K to get a tattoo of a Butterfly on his taint and he did it! His taint is the main body of the Butterfly and the wings spread across his thighs. It is god awful!
Wow! Hope he won the bet!
by GilltronZERO November 19, 2010
Get the Taintfly mug.The act of rubbing another persons Microsoft Surface tablet on your taint and/or genitalia, usually as a retaliatory joke but sometimes for sexual pleasure. The tablet owners name is usually placed in the middle of the statement.
Man, I just tainted Sean's surface..... At first it was funny, but then it felt good and I couldn't stop myself. Tainted Surface
by Notyouraveragemegatron May 23, 2014
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