Tarquin morgan

The GREASTEST Being to walk the earth, ever in history.

Critical damage tarquin Morgan

by BECKY13👻 November 17, 2019

Tarquin

A man named Luke gillam

I want to go to dinner with a Tarquin

by Tarquin identifier July 30, 2023

Tarquin & Margo

Fictional charachters invented by band Resisting Dystopia, in order to describe upper middlclass white people who pretend to be left wing as a fashion statement.

Stop being such a pair of melts, you fucking Tarquin & Margo!

by Rikstir July 20, 2019

Tarquin

he's a stereotypical example of a perfect human being who has a job, wins a medal, has a degree and likes reggae and football, as described by contemporary god Joe Talbot

why don't you get a job?
even Tarquin has a job
Mary Berry's got a job
so why don't you get a job?

by UrbanTemps September 20, 2018

Tarquin

Latin for wee drop

I was so excited I Tarquined

by Tarquin the Tessie August 5, 2022