The Tards

It's a word for a group of teenagers, similar to how there are flocks of birds or schools of fish. This particular group is made up of three primary males.

1: A white male who wears way too small of glasses and is somewhat reasonable.

2. A Polish American male who is just batshit insane and somehow fascist.

3. A Mexican who dedicates his free time to liquor and making a profuse amount of napalm.

There can be more, such as:

4. A big ass Italian male who does not look Italian and has a concerning addiction to Nintendo.

5. A white Czech male who likes gun spinning his revolver around his finger, he's generally shy and like to have a trash can over his head.

6. Another white male who for some reason can't take off his shorts and is obsessed with Batman.

The Tards are superior, and are worshipped by lesser groups of teenagers.

by Worcestersh1re December 7, 2022

Tard

A person who somewhat act 's like a retard but really isn't!

Chad : Oh Kiersten I love to kiss your neck it makes me so hard!
Kiersten : Keep doin it then after work we can find a room and fuck!
Steve: Hey guys what's goin on!
Chad : Can't you see I'm making out with my girlfriend get lost!
Steve : Oh mind if I join in! LOL
Kiersten : Get lost you creap!
Chad : Yeah get lost before I kick you stupid ass!
Kiersten : What a fuckin idiot!
Chad : Yeah he's such a Tard!

by SlopNChop February 2, 2017

tardness

1. In reference to being retarded, level of retardedness

Mike, let's compare our tardness of adding definitions to the urban dictionary.

by Bud E Love May 5, 2003

TARD

TARD an acronym for Trump Acceptance/Rejection Disorder. A serious contagious mental disorder that spreads by contact with fake news and communist university professors.

Have you noticed all the anti-Trump definitions being submitted by TARDs?

by james savik October 30, 2017

tarded

my girlfriend

My girlfriend is tarded

by Anonymous Coward 7 million December 17, 2008

Tard

Is what you call a retarded person. Normally used in school to tell others the Special Ed kids are coming

Tard Alert, on your right
Fucking tards ate my lunch

by JavaCares November 14, 2017

tarding

The act of being retarded.

Ex: Josh was so tarding over bob
Ex: Billy was tarding so bad, we left him at the mall.

by Lekana October 1, 2005