god: what did you do last week?
pol: we were laughing at karstin he was licking (kissing) a fat girl
god: o really i didn't know he was a tanker
pol: we were laughing at karstin he was licking (kissing) a fat girl
god: o really i didn't know he was a tanker
by qazxsw April 2, 2008

e.g. 1. Goddamn! Look at that tanker!
2. That tanker ordered 5 double quarter pounders. Her ass must go wordbadonkadonk!
2. That tanker ordered 5 double quarter pounders. Her ass must go wordbadonkadonk!
by j.g. February 12, 2003

Taking a shit in the upper tank of a toilet. Also known as "2000 Flushes Brown" and "The Gift That Keeps On Giving"
The people at that fondue party were such fuckin' pricks that I had no choice but to give 'em the old upper tanker.
by montez May 8, 2003

A woman who has larger than average breasts. Nice looking, and firm. Not TOO big, but enough to catch you eyes.
Erik: "Damn, that girl has got some Tanker Tits on her"
Alex: "Where? Oh there she is.. Oh yea, for sure"
Erik:" yea, that's right."
Alex: "Where? Oh there she is.. Oh yea, for sure"
Erik:" yea, that's right."
by LOLJUSTAGUYWHOLIKESGIRLS007 May 20, 2009

by KidSwoll August 2, 2009

1) An irritating or obnoxious tanky or tank class player/character in a video game.
2) Someone who can tank(take) a lot of Piel(dick)
Can be any gender. Can be used as an insult.
Piel Tanker is a mix of the word Piel(south african afrikaans slang for dick) and Tank(word used for a tank class player/character in video games)
2) Someone who can tank(take) a lot of Piel(dick)
Can be any gender. Can be used as an insult.
Piel Tanker is a mix of the word Piel(south african afrikaans slang for dick) and Tank(word used for a tank class player/character in video games)
by SasukeCOZA March 8, 2021

Just below Fuckbag on the Joker-San Female Rating System, a Cum Tanker describes the infamous fukanythinwithacockian slut. Usually a higher form of party girl who gives blow jobs in the bathroom of the local night club instead of a back alley next to a dumpster, like a Drink Tickets or a Gas Money would. Her being a pro, she can most likely take it all the way down to the base without gagging, and "tanks" every last drop like its fuel for her internal party engine.
"I met this chick at the club last night. Whoa boy, she was a total Cum Tanker. She gave me an amazing suckbuggy in the bathroom and made every inch disappear. Fantastico!"
by SP00NS October 8, 2007
