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Tanama Goggles

after being at tan(all girls camp) for a few weeks, any guy who works there, or comes into the camp would be considered a sex god. girls going crazy over him, and thinking that he's the best looking guy in the world; the truth? he's actually pretty ugly, but the deprivation of not seeing real guys for a couple weeks gets to the girls.

"tanama goggles" makes a guy who would be average or slightly ugly in real life SUPER hot
it would be like taking clay aiken or jacob hoggard (lead singer of hedley)
and making him live at all girls camp
the girls would go crazy
because of "tanama goggles"
they would make him look like
taylor lautner or ashton kutcher
- attractive when he actually isn't remotely attractive
by tanl<3ver2009 December 19, 2009
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Tana Mongeau

A term used to completely ruin an event
Guy 1: Hey man I’m having a party tonight
Guy2: Dont invite Jim, he’ll Tana Mongeau the whole thing
by HotdogHamburgerGuy July 6, 2018
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TAAFT

"There's an app for that"

A commonly used acronym, all thanks to Iphone commercials.
1: "OMG, I can't tie my shoelace!"
2: "There's an app for that."

1: "Ahhh! A meteor's coming to destroy the Earth and we need to stop it!"
2: "There's an app for that."

Therefore, TAAFT.
by anialem May 10, 2009
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Tanaka

Unisex Zimbabwean Shona name. One of the most common. Literally meaning we are good. It can be interpreted to mean, now that you have been born to us we are good/happy/complete
Tanaka is awesome.
by le tank April 18, 2018
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Full Tanaka

It is the act of surviving a willful or accidental disregard for injurous circumstances, and or the laws of physics.
Did you hear that my husband went full Tanaka, he accidentally kicked out the jack that was holding up the car he was working on?

She went full Tanaka when she misjudge the distance of the jump, slid and fell off a cliff. She'll be in a cast for a month at least.
by BassinHank April 26, 2011
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Tanajah

A smart,beautiful,loyal,talent,funny, outgoing and caring person,she is crazy ass hell and very sensitive,bipolor ass fuck,she is very talkitive,she is loving and a good girlfriend to have,she is layed back and shy on the low, she is litt ass fuck and soo goofy.
Mia: I dont think i should live
Tanajah: girl dont never say that again you are so talented,pretty and smart dont let nobody got to you girl i love you
by Rosey2468 January 9, 2018
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Tana mongoose

A girl that just can't keep her life together. Lies about everything she says and is quite a hypocrite. Stay away from tana Mongoose. She has a fan base full of girls that defend her even when she's wrong. Stupid tana mongoose. I'm sorry if I offended any mongooses.
Stupid fangirl:"Is that tana mongeau?"
Smart human: "yeah but who cares tana mongual sucks"
Stupid fangirl: "exCUSE me it's tana mongeau"
smart human: "whatever tana mongoose still sucks"
by Sickasfrickkkkfrenn July 28, 2017
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