tampisode

the episode that is not being able to find a tampon.

I had the worst tampisode yesterday, had to fish one out of the vending machine.

by crtfdgk April 8, 2010

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TAMPEEDA

A Tropical Hoe

(Other wise known as a BAD BITCH)

I’m going to Florida to find me some TAMPEEDA

by TheeKingcheesecake June 26, 2021

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tampee

Another word for marijuana.

"Some call it tampee, Some call it the weed, Some call it Marijuana, Some of them call it Ganja." - Peter Tosh

by sturgeon general March 3, 2004

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The bizarre act seen in many porn films whereby a distinguished gentleman or gracious lady with strap-on, grips the base of the phallus and lightly taps it upon the meaty buttock-flesh of a partner presenting themselves by resting on the knees and hands (or elbows (...or face)). The most likely explanation for this phenomenon was offered by Professor Archibald Knobblyknackers of Christ College, Oxford, who theorised that the action was originally designed to test the hollowness of the awaiting bung-hole after the disastrous attempt by a disoriented Ron Jeremy to sodomise a helpless-yet-impenetrable Venus De Milo prop, which resulted in an imploded bellend and the brief resurrection of Michelangelo Batio for vengeance, who was given licence to murder twelve pigeons after a hazardous filing error and accidental double-lifing on account of the fact he wasn’t dead in the first place. Thus, dick tamping was subsequently invented as a safety precaution to ensure adequate space for a ram-passage, or to check for cockroaches or something.

‘Always precede any acts of quadrapedal intercourse with thorough dick tamping. If you are not sure whether it is safe to proceed, do not risk entry under any circumstances and contact your appointed fire official, where the offending buttocks will be taken away to be incinerated’ – the Porn Safety Handbook

by 535 October 9, 2012

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Tampedo

A Tampon (used or otherwise) that has been propelled by some means, such as throwing or via a catapult.

"Oh crap, here comes a bombardment of tampedos. Look out that ones been used!"

by Frostbyte January 26, 2006

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tampkin

A blend between a tampon and a feminine napkin. Its a pad with a piece of cloth jutting from the center of the pad. You put the pad on like you normally would, and then sit on the tampon part.

Lisa: hey have you tried a tampkin?
Jamie: no i haven't?
Lisa: well its super convenient and fits up your crotch so nicely!!
Jamie: well give me one of those tampkins i need to try one!
Lisa: GREAT!!! here you go!

by GHEY! April 14, 2008

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