Tallywhacker

either a phallus or a silly fool

You are such a Tallywhacker, jimbob.

by Jordan March 24, 2003

tallywhacker

a weird hose like object located above your sac used for modelling aeroplanes out of clay and jabbing folk in the face during prep because it is funny.

yo bruv have you seen the b52 stealth bomber i made with my tallywhacker.
yeah it stinks o cheese

by kevvy January 30, 2004

tallywhacker

noun. An instrument or apparatus, that when used properly, can get one's tally reduced when paying for a one-night stand.

After hearing the moans of pleasure delivered by his tallywhacker, the john demanded and received a discount.

by bigbootyluvva March 6, 2009

Tallywhacker

One who uses inhalants to get high.

by sid August 11, 2003

tallywhacker

The zipper that always needs to be tucked in on an official FFA jacket

"Tuck in your tallywhacker"

by Farmerjk June 29, 2019

Tallywhacker

also know as wanchung and patakiong, means cock and balls

can i put my tallywhacker in youre ring piece?

by the bear February 20, 2004

tallywacking tits

a term used when a guy tries to have mental sex with you over the internet. cybering

That prick just tried to have tallywacking tits with me!

by Andre Cage May 17, 2008