Tallon

Tallons are always cool like people they are cute, funny, awesome, kind and are always great partners they will always take care of their partner and will always be loyal they will never lie and are all around just great people so get yourself a tallon

Girl 1: hey guess what I got!

Girl 2: what!?

Girl 1:I got a Tallon!!

by ?!??!??? May 19, 2018

Tallywacker Tickle

1) A polite way of saying cock slap. Often results in a mushroom tattoo if done properly. If not done probably often just ends up in an angry person. Reasons for this include the recipient showing a complete lack of respect towards the giver, a show of male (or female in strange circumstances) dominance and also the most popular seems to be just for a bit of fun. Often uses a left to right motion and in extreme circumstance of severe lack of respect the giver is allowed to add a right to left motion therefore resulting in a mushroom tattoo on each side of the recipients face.
2) A royal English way of saying a handjob.

1)Don't disrespect me girl or i will give you a tallywacker tickle that you will never forget, everytime you look in the mirror you will see your mushroom tattoo and think "damn, i shouldn't have disrespected him"
2) man: Fancy giving me a handjob
girl: No way thats disgusting
man: How about a tallywacker tickle then?
girl: oh one does love to give a good ol tallywacker tickle

by Lenny3k January 19, 2009

Taplow

Named after a tiny English village, and pronounced like 80's power ballad band T'pau, this refers to the moment you realise your expections of a place or situation were wildy optimistic and have failed to materialise.

He accepted the invite to come in for coffee and was ovedrcome with a sense of Taplow when he realised that was all he was going to get.

by adamP October 17, 2012

tallywacker

another word for a penis

wow look at the size of my hard tallywacker

by billy February 3, 2003

tallowah

Common Jamaican/Patois adjective describing something that is compellingly sturdy, strong, massive or fearless. Of or having overpowering proportions. Physically capable.

from "ewe talala."

Rasta #1: "No call alligator 'long mouth' 'til you pass him."
Rasta #2: "Most of mi bredren is bans massive, one-one oht fi pon dem tallowah."

by Heroic Flow June 30, 2007

talliwacker

Penis, Dick, Cock

That mas was showing off his talliwacker to the bingo club.

by keith January 12, 2004

tallywack

To jack off.

Also known as: slippin' the fishy, spanking it, choking the monkey, cranking the pecker, or teaching the one-eyed china man how to dance.

"Please, tallywack me darlin.'"

by Poke My Poker April 14, 2004