take a number

A comeback used when confronted in an aggressive fashion.

Thug: I'ma kill you, mothafucka!
You: Take a number, bitch.

by DeadByDawn October 14, 2004

take a number

A fine women that everybody wants to get with...
A prostitute.

Man you want to get with her you might as well take a number...

by Sun Rhythms October 13, 2004

take a number

A way of saying
"Shutup mate, your not significant"

"I wish i had some music mozoes"
"Take a number dude"

by Yep October 13, 2004

take a number

Used to tell someone to wait their turn for something, such as to speak with a person or to ask a person for something. Taken from the system of hospitals and pharmacies of taking a piece of paper with a number on it from a big red roll and waiting for your number to come up on the screen. When your number came up, you were served.

Take a number, honey, I'm way too busy right now.

by Ben October 12, 2004

take a number

wait a long ass time for nothing and then complain about it

i wrote a letter to the senate and i had to take a number

by biachbizzle October 13, 2004

Take a number 3

To masturabate, jerkoff, or rub one out. The action of releasing a load of nut juice.

Damn boys it's been fun but it's getting late and I really gotta take a number 3.

A number one is to piss a number 2 is to shit so a number 3 must be....... To bust a nut

by Therealslimanus_cheech-o January 24, 2022