tactical spoon

Tactical spooning is the militarised version of the civillian term spoon or spooning;

When applied to the military, the act of tactical spooning is not a romantic exchange, but rather an act of survival and the desire to stay warm in harsh environmental conditions. This protective posture can be utilised in either the sitting or laying position.

Soldier 1: Man it's so cold...my teeth are chattering and my hands are starting to freeze....dude, we have to tactical spoon.

Soldier 2: Okay.

by Cfn. Collins May 9, 2005

Tactical Vomit

the point in a night of heavy drinking where one forces themselves or chooses to throw up in order feel well enough to continue drinking and keep up with the nights festivities
-usually done after large amounts of drinking for example finishing a case in a night followed by several shots
done at least once in every college students life

Drunk Friend 1: "I feel like shit. No one should ever drink this much"
Drunk Friend 2: "Go take a tactical vomit so we can go to the bars and keep drinking cuz our night is not ending here."

by tigerbloodwinner May 25, 2011

Tactical Retreat

A way to retreat or 'run away' while still retaining your manliness

Joseph: Smokey! we will make a Tactical Retreat Nigerundayo!

by Snow Noob YY May 27, 2019

Tactical Beard

Facial hair expertly grown to aid soldiers in combat zones throughout the world.

"Dude I think something latched onto your face while you were in Afghanistan."
"No man, it's my tactical beard. I took out an entire armed enemy unit with this thing."

by DKAY April 10, 2013

tactical yampion

A tactical yampion is a head pedophile in a pedophile ring, while a yampion is just a foot solider in a pedophile ring.

Tactical Yampion are leaders of a pedophile ring.

by 01111010 01100101 01110010 011 December 29, 2019

Tactical Fisting

The act of fisting oneself in order to prepare one's vagina for childbirth.

Person 1: "That bitch is so loose I bet her kids would just fall out."
Person 2: "I'd rather that than the pain of childbirth!"
Person 3: "You should be doing a few tactical fisting sessions then, it will make the whole process much more pleasant."

by pornhelps September 6, 2011

tactical dot

Tactical dot is an easy way to "save" or create a "shortcut"(if you comment to a website it adds in to your history) to a specific comment that you have questions in there. Usually to find the "sauce" of a picture or a video.

Anonymous:*inserts an unknown picture*
Anonymous: whats the sauce?
Anonymous: planting a tactical dot here "."

by Ainsmegunee February 21, 2018