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Tabletique

To tabletop an individual, followed immediately by antiqueing the same individual. This typically requires three people: a table, a pusher, and an antiquer.
Dave was tabletiqued tonight, so he has flour in his hair and bruises on his back.
by brakingeven May 27, 2007
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tapeitis

An extreme love of tape, adhesives, and or adhesive strips of any kind. In most cases -itis means inflammation. In this case it refers to the inflammation of joy one receives when using all the tape one can possible get a hold of in their home or someone else's home.
Mother of Son: My son used all of the tape in the house the day before Christmas eve, and I'm afraid he has tapeitis.

Son's Father: Is that a word? Let us look it up in the Urban Dictionary because I really think he just likes tape.
by Soplari March 28, 2017
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tableauitis

The debilitating mental anguish caused by the daily tableau refresh during normal business hours.
Ugh. My tableauitis is acting up, you want to get out of here and get a cup of coffee?
by matty-ice June 6, 2017
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Tabitistico

Adjetivo que se utiliza para algo hecho por la tabita.
Esa investigación tuvo un resultado tabitistico
by cursed_cadaver August 12, 2020
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Tablesist

When one is rude to a table
Stop being tablesist
by Worstplayever October 6, 2021
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Tabloids tablets

He almost inadvertently overdosed on Tabloids tablets and
Complained relentlessly about being Zonked out of celebracket.
by Hercolena Oliver May 2, 2010
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Emerald tablets of thoth

Sounds and awful lot like my thing don't it?
Hym "So it was forged. The emerald tablets of thoth. The gnostic gospels. All espoused by people who have said 'Oh yeah no totally Christianity has some good stuff in it and is totally not an incest cult filled with solipsistic retards.' But it sounds an awful lot like my thing. Additionally. No. Your religion is in no way redeemable. No there is no absence of religion void that forms without religion. No it didn't do all of the good things in society. Bad. Religion bad. Charlatan bad."
by Hym Iam July 9, 2024
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