In military basic training, when someone who sat down after you gets up before you, causing you drill sergeant/drill instructor/training instructor to yell at you to get out of the chow hall.
by ViviWannabe December 5, 2009
Get the tablefucked mug.The uncontrollable urge to jump off of a bedroom dresser and tackling your unsuspecting parter, after sucessfully tackling your partner onto the bed, the process is repeated, but instead of tackling your partner, you must either jump off the dresser and make it into the hole, or jump off play hide the dick.
"Last night i tacklefucked my boyfriend, he was not happy when i was unable to hide the dick."
"I tacklefucked my girlfriend, but she was not happy becuase i made both her nose and pussy bleed."
"I want to tacklefuck."
"I tacklefucked my girlfriend, but she was not happy becuase i made both her nose and pussy bleed."
"I want to tacklefuck."
by Stacy Jensen January 21, 2006
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The vibration you feel when someone else's PDA or cellphone vibrates on the table at which you are sitting, especially when that device is unseen and unheard.
While the hottie at the bar went to the bathroom, the cellphone in her purse sent out several tablequakes of such magnitude that I thought she had a personal massager tucked in there. So I had to take a look.
by mattand666 May 3, 2011
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by theashtonstrangler January 11, 2009
Get the Tableface mug.Tubefucker is an individual to be met in almost every discussion on Youtube. It usually seems to be a poor, impotent,completely illiterate, dick-sucking patriosexual (of any nationality) without even the slightest trace of life and should be treated as such. Because of the facts mentioned, he/she loves to waste months and months sitting in front of his/her computer, typing moronic comments about other peoples' countries, their foreign policies, religion, general beliefs, colour of skin or anything at all. These inferior creatures seem to be heavily turned on by anything, that's not explicitly licking ass of their own country, race, belief, religion, sexual orientation et cetera, et cetera, ad infinitum. In coping with such individuals, pay extreme caution, for tubefuckers appear to be the vast majority of Youtube users, because their comments are usually heavily thumb-upped or thumb-downed (in order of hundreds of votes). Another reason for being cautious when running into a tubefucker is their nature itself. Inferiority complex in these persons is extremely strong, so almost anything you can possibly say out loud will enrage them to the highest degree.
It should be noted, that just one tubefucker in discussion is capable of forcing author of the clip in question to disabling of comments.
It should be noted, that just one tubefucker in discussion is capable of forcing author of the clip in question to disabling of comments.
Tubefucker: "yoo.... Go China..... shit up that US ass..... for god sake US must be eliminated.... US govenrment love peace??? eat my ass..... create more hi tech weapons and make US fear more China.... "
by Philip J. Fry June 15, 2008
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by A. Kanfer February 25, 2007
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