Tallahassee punch and tug

The process of giving a hand-job to your boyfriend while you’re fisting your girlfriend and he’s fucking her.

Just when I thought she couldn’t take anymore, he stuck his dick inside next to my hand, and there I was, giving them a Tallahassee punch and tug.

by Gushyfysh June 13, 2020

Tallahassee Gas Mask

To shit inside a shower cap, and sneak up behind someone. You then hold them back and put the shitty cap on their face like a gas mask.

I'm tired of my roommate giving me Tallahassee gas masks! I'm never buying a shower cap again.

by GasMaskOverdrive March 22, 2017

Tallahassee Jackhammer

A weapon created when a person shoves their turd into a sock and swings it as hard as possible and hits his enemy to their eventual demise. The harder/drier the turd, the tougher the Jackhammer. Another reason Tallahassee is known for its infamous nickname of "Tallanasty" and we can't have nice things in this dump of a town.

Randy pooped in his sock to make a Tallahassee Jackhammer and hit Steve in the head, causing a concussion.

by watermelawn March 17, 2017

Tallahassee Tussle

When you hit someone with your car, you argue with them until they get mad, then you shoot em dead, and proceed to take the less damaged vehicle

Person 1: Yoooo how'd you afford a Lamborghini
Person 2: Got in a bit of a Tallahassee Tussle yesterday, but I managed to score this
Person 1: Damn bro, I wish I was you

by Black Jesus the Third January 8, 2019

rogah taylah

roger was born on august 19, 1951. his parents (jimi hendrix and maddona) were killed in a car crash in 1952 and he was adopted by elvis presley . he was a guitarist for a band called king and he was originally a toe floating around space which he was near the sun. he exploded and the beatles wrote a song for them called hot space. space was hot because roger flew into the sun with david bowie who survived the sun. rogers death caused mozart to kill him self.

OMG! SPACE ODDITY WAS WRITTEN FOR ROGAH TAYLAH!

by Deakythediscobean November 9, 2019

The Tallahassee Hero

Nick name for T-Pain

Also known- as T, Tally Pain, Teddy Pain, Tallahassee Pain, Teddy Benderass, Teddy Penderass

Born 1985 in Tallahassee, Florida

T-Pain (born Faheem Najm in Tallahassee, Florida in 1985) is an American hip-hop and R&B

You know my bank roll it gotta lot of zero's
Teddy Pain, The Tallahassee Hero,
I done got a crib now im in the A
two steppin let me show you how i do dis thing

by timmmwww May 30, 2007

taelah

Taelah is caring. Taelah is kind. Taelah is nice. Taelah is friendly. Taelah is a nice loving friend. She is pretty. You are lucky if you no this person.

-Caring
-Nice
-Kind
-Friendly
-Good Friend
-Pretty
GO TAELAH!!!!!

Taelah is the BEST!!!!!😜

by Person2K17 June 17, 2017