twotch

A mixture of a chotch and a twig. A scrawny, but stubborn mix of stupidity and bad looks. A twotch is always full of themselves and thinks they can do whatever they want.

"Wow, look at carter. He's such a twotch."
"Yea totally."

by BertTheBender April 25, 2015

twort

The hip way of saying your a vagina muncher

Ryan is such a twort

by Ughmup December 7, 2019

twotonemurphy

The legendary Irish MSFS Streamer! He flies his equipment with perfection, just don't ask him to do any barrel rolls, he hates spilling his drink ;)

Twotonemurphy is streaming tonight! Oh is he? I'll have to tune in, can't be missing any craic or logs!

by i_dancingbrunette_i December 18, 2020

Tasty Toft

The sexiest man to ever walk planet Earth. With his ginger hair and pale skin, he makes any person, women or man, drop their jaw in awe. His exact directions help run a program that is incredible in their own right. His thicc boy brain helps everyone stay on track. To conclude, he's the ultimate dad.

*At the end of competition, Toft raises thime hand in the form of a fist* "TASTY TOFT! TASTY TOFT! TASTY TOFT"

by PatrickStar's Papa April 11, 2019

twoot

An interjection used to express happiness or joy about something announced through Twitter. It is a portmanteau of the words "Tweet" and "Woot/W00t".

Valve's Twitter: Half Life 2: Episode 3 will be released tomorrow.

Half Life 2 Fans: Twoot!

by Hockey > Soccer August 8, 2010

twotter

A DeHavilland Twin Otter (DHC-6) aircraft is often affectionately nicknamed a "Twotter" by its pilots, and those familiar with the plane.

I dropped a bunch of jumpers today from the Twotter.

by Phil90210 July 4, 2009

twotch

to twotch is to have a little peek at something

somebody who twotches is a twotcher

somebody who is doing it at that precise moment is twotching

dan had a twotch in tesco

dan is a twotcher of birds

dan is currently twotching a big bird

by Anthony Chapman March 10, 2008