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i'm telling mom

The three scariest words of your childhood. Almost always made you panic and try to stop your sibling from telling on you.
Me: *hits brother*
Brother: I'm telling Mom!
Me: No, please, I'm sorry! I'll give you all my Starburst if you don't tell.
Brother: Fine.
by Corvus118 October 7, 2016
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Not telling

not disclosing information for personal or private reasons.
"Hey, what is your middle name?"
"Not telling."
by TexaSmarty August 7, 2008
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Telling a Jamie

Telling a lie. If you 'tell a Jamie' it means you are telling a ludicrous lie that obviously isn't true and you will clearly get caught out for.
Telling a Jamie - 'I once saw some gypsies on the side of a motorway put a plug into an electricity pylon and steal some electricity.'
by ILoveDanToone March 29, 2010
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why are you telling me this

What one says or thinks when another person tells them something that
1. Has nothing to do with the person being told something
2. The person being told something does not want to hear what they are being told
Girl: OMG i went to a Panic at the Disco concert last night! it was sooo freakin cool!
Guy: Why are you telling me this?

Girl: I have a huge crush on your friend!
Guy who likes Girl: Why are you telling me this?
by Seth Kraeder February 10, 2009
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we're not just telling stories, we're changing lives

the famous words of the king himself, Dhar Mann

very epic and famous words
Actor1: So you see, you have always been adopted by me.
Actor2: what
*ends*
Dhar Mann (ending): Hey Dhar Mann, fam I hope you enjoyed this video.
Dhar Mann (ending): Remember, we're not just telling stories, we're changing lives. And if you share my videos you're changing lives as well.
by delonei June 17, 2021
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Nova Scotia Duck Tolling Retriever

A rare breed of medium-sized dog, red with white markings. They are energetic and highly intelligent.
Don't you wish you had a Nova Scotia Duck Tolling Retriever?
by puppies_fly December 31, 2005
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Talling

The act of cutting someone else's penis off and sewing it onto yours to make it taller
Johnny went out talling again and it was not a pretty sight
by Someguythingguy January 12, 2015
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