mazel tov

a phrase used by jewish children in christian schools to piss off devout people.

*teacher looks at Bob* "Bob, you failed again." *Jewish kid in corner says* "Mazel Tov, Bob!!!!"

by Malekhamoves March 14, 2004

mazel tov

A really long french fry.

"Ellyn, may I have a mazeltov?"
"UGH, fine. here."

"Nicole, may I have a mazel tov?"
"What's a mazel tov? I don't know spanish."

by rainynights447 July 31, 2005

mazel tov, bitch

a sarcastic way of saying congratulations

i.e. getting one-upped by someone

Me: Hey guess what I got a new LG env touch phone
One-upper guy: yeah well I just bought the new Google phone and it's better than the iPhone
Me: mazel tov, bitch.

by I am a happy guy September 14, 2009

Manhattan Mazel Tov

When you bust and she keeps sucking until you're limp like a lo mein noodle in soup

Dave: dude I heard becky sucked you off last night
Pablo: yeah she gave me a Manhattan mazel tov

by Lynx you're gonna love my nuts April 15, 2017

mazal tov

Said when you turn something upside down, as a kind of lame, humorous prank. The "mazal" part can be replaced with the object you are turning upside down, such as a bottle: "bottletov." From the Yiddish for "good fortune", though no one is actually sure why.

You know how Kristen is really small? You should pick her up and do a Kristentov!

*turns a calculator upside down*
"MAZAL TOV!"

by penguinaut October 11, 2007

mazel tov circle

A circle of Jewish men that pray to Judias while burning photos of Adolf Hitler and mumbling mazel tov.

Dude I am so tired from that late night mazel tov circle.

by Mail Yttam December 22, 2020

Mazel Tov Cocktail

Vodka w/ vanilla extract and lemon extract (8-1-1 ratio), smoked and w/ a lemon peel.

Barkeep: Wuddle it be?
Guy: Mazel Tov cocktail.
Barkeep? The hell’s that?
Guy: Just make the worst drink you can with as little variety as possible. I want to feel numb.

by LeechminMendoza June 26, 2019