mazel tov

What jews say when they're about to come.

Zona: Oh, Sarsur. Stick your muzion in my okhel!
Sarsur: Ah yes! I shall thrust my makolet in your darkon! Oh, wait, wait, uh MAZEL TOV!

by dirtybeandip January 8, 2012

mazel tov circle

A circle of Jewish men that pray to Judias while burning photos of Adolf Hitler and mumbling mazel tov.

Dude I am so tired from that late night mazel tov circle.

by Mail Yttam December 22, 2020

camel tov

Used by jewish pornographers instead of "cheers"

- Eli: Hi, let me buy you a drink Ari.
- Ari: Thank you, I'll just have a seltzer
-Eli: here you go, camel tov!
- Ari: camel tov! *cling cling*

by kitz8 September 5, 2009

muzzle tov

n. The act of labeling one an anti-Semite when one voices concerns about Israeli policy, and thereby chilling free speech on the subject.

"Mazel Tov on publishing that editorial about Palestine. Best of luck with the ensuing Muzzle Tov!"

by peacenik69 October 12, 2011

Mazal Tov

A Jewish word created by alcoholics to shorten the way they announce to throw up.

Used by legends who have to throw up that badly they can only say one word.

Man1: Dude you just lost another round of beerpong, you alright?
Man2: Mazal Tov
Every person present: EEEEEEEEH

by mandymen March 11, 2021

mazel tov

a phrase used by jewish children in christian schools to piss off devout people.

*teacher looks at Bob* "Bob, you failed again." *Jewish kid in corner says* "Mazel Tov, Bob!!!!"

by Malekhamoves March 14, 2004

Mazel Tov Cocktail

Vodka w/ vanilla extract and lemon extract (8-1-1 ratio), smoked and w/ a lemon peel.

Barkeep: Wuddle it be?
Guy: Mazel Tov cocktail.
Barkeep? The hell’s that?
Guy: Just make the worst drink you can with as little variety as possible. I want to feel numb.

by LeechminMendoza June 26, 2019