Totes Bro

Totally bro.
The more awesome version of "Cool Story Bro"

Use it. It's a thing now.

"Hey dude did you see the size of those tampons?"
"Totes bro. They look like they could fit up a walrus."

"Totes bro"
"Stop saying that! Do you know how annoying it is?"
"Totes bro."

by Totesbro January 20, 2012

for totes ser

For totes ser is an abbreviation for totally serious. The for is unnecessary, it simply rolls off the tongue.

Let's say you approach me with a question such as: "Jon, did you shoot that hoe?" Then I would respond "Why yes Jake... I'm for totes ser." As in I am being (for) totally serious.

by Jon Shields September 10, 2006

Tobuscian

A Tobuscian is someone who Follows, Worships, Loves or likes Tobuscus that much that they will claim they a member of his community and will watch most if not all of his videos and especially his LazyVlogs.

A true tobuscian will know toby's dogs names and some of their first names E.G.
Falcor (Griffin)
Venus
Gypsy

by Cameron Block March 14, 2011

totes awks

Totally awkward

It was totes awks when my dad caught me in bed with my new boyfriend.

by Tanny_G April 26, 2011

Titus Hotdog

The Titus Hotdog is a sexual act where mustard is placed on the feet of the partner, and a footjob is given resembling a hotdog.

Friend 1: Hey man, you saw Chris last night, right?
Friend 2: Yeah, I thought he just wanted me to fuck him, but he wanted a Titus Hotdog, so I left.
Friend 1: That’s weird man.

by Foot Lover Supreme September 21, 2019

Trailer Tots

A specifically non-derogatory name given to young children, ages 4 and under, of Trailer Trash parents, whom cannot be faulted by who their parents are, but noting the high probability that they will eventually become Trailer Trash themselves as they grow older.

"Where are the parents of those trailer tots running around in just a diaper?"

by Park Dad February 26, 2010

Christopher Titus

Comedian who likes to talk about how he got his ass kicked by life when he was younger.

'Christopher Titus: my dad man...got the couch growin out of the back of his head...i bet i can kick his ass..."

Christopher Titus: Turns out he was just resting up...

by Synthetic Loser April 5, 2011