tonka

tonka is an awesome girl who is amazing and beautiful and kind and the best just kidding she is a piece of shit

look at that tonka, she is such a piece of shit

by urbandictionary254 September 23, 2020

Tonka

Tonka is a cute, short girl from Turopolje. She likes to wear a black suit to every occasion and often goes to Krapina-Zagorje county to visit her boyfriend. She is tiny.

Come on Tonka, are you really wearing that black suit again?!

by Lpucka March 29, 2023

Tonka

When someone is or does something stupid you call them a tonka

"Hey davy you're a fucking tonka"

"Look at this tonka"

by JUBES June 30, 2014

Tonka titties

A 400 pound man with Tonka titties and he wears a tight shirt

You like my Tonka titties

by Kingofdick February 07, 2019

tonka jahari

Someone who would NEVER order a whole pizza for themselves

Guy 1: Hey what should we have for dinner?
Guy 2: I’m craving a whole pizza!
Guy 1: Nah.
Guy 2: Cmon! Don’t be such a Tonka Jahari!

by Bruhmoment361 November 13, 2019

Tonka Tough

Super tough, strong, opposite of weaksauce

John: Yo christian lets play bloody knuckles

Christian: Shoots you go first

John: *punches Christian's hand*

Christian: OMG MY F*****G HAND IS BROKEN!!!

John: don't be a wuss YOU'RE NOT TONKA TOUGH YOU FAIL!! You lack the gunz hand and fail at life!!

Christian: YOURE RIGHT I AM WEAKSAUCE AND FAIL AT LIFE!!

by phailmoar February 17, 2009

Tonka Tickets

massive boobs

My sister has tonka tickets

by Wife of Tonka Twig January 10, 2010