"Omg I'm going to Tommie"
"Fuck I'm Tommying"
"That man made me Tommie all over the place"
"I Tommied all over her face bro"
"Fuck I'm Tommying"
"That man made me Tommie all over the place"
"I Tommied all over her face bro"
by SpicyVixen89 August 24, 2023
Get the Tommie mug.Stream of ejaculate flowing from woman to woman to woman and eventually leading us back to a few chads at Carlson School of Management. It does not mean "we'll have buddies in esteemed positions who'll line you up with jobs/internships/careers SIMPLY because you paid 40,000 a year to do shit at St Thomas--it means 1/4th of the womenfolk here fucked some dudes at Carlson and wound up becoming senior vice presidents at 23. hahaha what a schmuck buying into our con game"
Advisor: "Oy! we have a GREAT tommie network, when you graduate you'll be getting offers for career-launchpad positions! (but in reality only the sloots, the well-connected and the family-business-owning students will find high-level careers heheheheh...we say we love egalitarianism while really conning the 99.999%! "
Gullible students: "OY! so you mean if I pay 40,000 a year to study vocabulary terms but 'trust your plan' I'll wind up an Investment Banker or CFO at age 22? (for the record, Urban Dictionary, this is LITERALLY what Dr Ernest Owens and Michael Devaugh promise)"
Savvy students: "Oh tommie network? TOMMIE NETWORK ? sigh...guess I better bring my umbrella....sighghhgh..."
Gullible students: "OY! so you mean if I pay 40,000 a year to study vocabulary terms but 'trust your plan' I'll wind up an Investment Banker or CFO at age 22? (for the record, Urban Dictionary, this is LITERALLY what Dr Ernest Owens and Michael Devaugh promise)"
Savvy students: "Oh tommie network? TOMMIE NETWORK ? sigh...guess I better bring my umbrella....sighghhgh..."
by AnonemousMarmot November 8, 2020
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some welsh bloke that skates, he LOVES pizza and his best friend is harry samuel smith the third, AKA harry smith, AKA big hazza, his fav skateboard brand is ZERO, and his best trick is a kickflip flat, follow him on instagram @tommie_b._
by harry samuel smith the third June 24, 2021
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You won't get a job from the so-called "Tommie Network" but can guarantee yourself to pick up a few STD's, well worth 300,000$ in school.
You won't get a job from the so-called "Tommie Network" but can guarantee yourself to pick up a few STD's, well worth 300,000$ in school.
St Thomas "Apply to St Thomas! We have a great School network called the Tommie Network! It basically GaUarAnTeeS you to land a bUSiNeSs JoB befORe you even graduate! Tee-hee! all you have to do is take 3 years of theology, 3 of philosophy and 4 years of bullshit vocab! then youre set!"
Students, naive: "sounds great! lemme sell my liver..."
Alumni: "A Tommie network? A Tommie Network you say? Better take your gulashes, then."
Students, naive: "sounds great! lemme sell my liver..."
Alumni: "A Tommie network? A Tommie Network you say? Better take your gulashes, then."
by BasedDe September 17, 2020
Get the Tommie Network mug.1. one of the rarest names known to mankind
2. the most beautiful, unique piece of ass to walk the earth
3. a strong, gorgeous, independent woman
4. better best friend that anyone of any other name
synonyms: giraffe, llama, and phineas
2. the most beautiful, unique piece of ass to walk the earth
3. a strong, gorgeous, independent woman
4. better best friend that anyone of any other name
synonyms: giraffe, llama, and phineas
A: did you see tommie-lynne today ?
B: yeah, she looked beautiful. like the most beautiful, unique piece of ass to walk the earth !
C: i whole-heartedly agree
A: hey, hey, hey, wait. this is an A-B conversation, see your way out or ma niggas D and E will have to F you up !
C: she's still beautiful.... ~1~
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a rose by the name of tommie-lynne would smell much sweeter
B: yeah, she looked beautiful. like the most beautiful, unique piece of ass to walk the earth !
C: i whole-heartedly agree
A: hey, hey, hey, wait. this is an A-B conversation, see your way out or ma niggas D and E will have to F you up !
C: she's still beautiful.... ~1~
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a rose by the name of tommie-lynne would smell much sweeter
by ferbalicious February 12, 2010
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It's actually the stream of semen going from woman to woman to woman, leading back to a few dudes at CSOM
It's actually the stream of semen going from woman to woman to woman, leading back to a few dudes at CSOM
Admissions counselors: "Come to St Thomas! We have a broad Tommie Network which all-but-guarantees you'll get a decent corporate job after college!"
Savvy students: "sigh...better bring my galoshes then....siiiiighhhh......."
Savvy students: "sigh...better bring my galoshes then....siiiiighhhh......."
by AnonemousMarmot September 28, 2020
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