Tom Cruise 

An overrated actor who specializes in couch jumping, promoting $cientology and painting himself into corners with his lies and contradictions. Has had several high profile sham weddings and relationships to hide the fact that he is a homosexual.

Wow, look at Tom Cruise's new mop-top haircut. He looks like John Lennon, only with less dignity.

Tom Cruise by Marshall Rousso September 13, 2006

Tom Cruise 

1) Slang term for someone who believes all medicine should be avoided and only natural remedies should be used.

2) Slang for someone who is obviously trying to be someone that he isn't.

3) Slang for someone who is definately hiding something.

1) Don't go all Tom Cruise on me now; take some asprin for your headace.

2) Jumping on your mamma's couch like that, you are Tom Cruise-ing man!

3) I'm not gay. I ain't no Tom Cruise.

Tom Cruise by TiEmmeS April 8, 2006

Tom Cruise 

The guy who proposes to Katie Holmes and tries to convert oprah to scientology by movieng right next to her 50 million dollar estate. Oprah is way too cool for tom cruise's nonsence.
SCHWAT NOOW

Tom Cruise is an idiot for thinking Oprah would convert religions.

Tom Cruise by crAnKy SpanKy October 10, 2005

Tom Cruise 

A mediocre actor and all around whack job who enjoys the occasional brain-washing, and taking it up the ass

*insert anything that Tom Cruise has said in the past 10 months*

Tom Cruise by Odium43 May 31, 2006

tom cruise 

a. welcome to mindhead
b. can be seen on tv jumping on top of couches
c. believes psychiatry is phoney
d. rose to stardom after sock sliding in his underwear

didn't know he was in that vampire movie until two years later.

tom cruise by animal_muppet September 1, 2005

tom cruise 

stupid scientologist who does make good movies but is totally uneducated in the ways of the world.

Sally: Have you heard Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are getting married??!!

Bob: Yeah, I always knew they were both fullashit.

tom cruise by Scientologyisforweirdpeople July 19, 2005

tom cruise 

Gay and crazy homosexual

Tom Cruise is exceptionally homosexual

tom cruise by Masterstyle October 12, 2006