TOFTS

Too Old For This Shit

Me: let’s start a band!
Reasonable adult: dude you’re in your mid 40s, give it up.

Me: nah man help me think of a name.
RA: you’re too old for that shit!!!
Me: perfect TOFTS it is!

by TOFTSUSA May 21, 2022

TOFTS

abbreviation of "Too old for this shit"

a friend asks you how you are

"oh same old mate, but i think i caught a bad case of TOFTS lately"

by OldManChild July 6, 2023