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Double Typical Chazz

Similar to typical Chazz, double typical Chazz describes a bro who is: tight, chill, and in some cases mega chill. Double typical Chazz takes being tight to a whole new level of chill.
Friend 1: Typical Chazz!
Friend 2: Typical Chazz!
Group: Double typical Chazz!
by MicrowaveChill January 6, 2011
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Typical white girl

Disclaimers-
YOU DO NOT HAVE TO BE WHITE TO ACT LIKE A TYPICAL WHITE GIRL
NOT ALL WHITE GIRLS THAT LIKE STARBUCKS ARE NECESSARILY LIKE MY DESCRIPTIONS

Let's just say that if you get between her and the nearest Starbucks on the day the Pumpkin Spice Latte comes back, you're in deep shit. Gets pissed off when the Starbucks workers spell her name (usually something like Claire, Molly, Madeline, Katelyn, etc.) wrong. "You fricking spelled my name wrong. UGH!!!" Also obsesses over Nutella, and Panera. Her Iphone is like a pet to her, and she always makes sure to get the newest Apple updates. "I feel so old! I have the Iphone 8, when I could have the Iphone 8s. Has like 14 phone cases. "Will my little baby prefer zebra or leopard print today?" Loves Snapchat, and likes to post multiple Starbucks pictures from her Iphone Camera on Snapchat, or Instagram. Posts her failed attempts at twerking online also, with the hashtags- twerk, bootay, selfie, loveurself, idgaf, idc, urwhour. Can be found wearing shirts from either PINK, Vineyard Vines, or Simply Southern, as well as leggings, or skinny jeans. From October 1st to March 31, is never found without a pair of Uggs. Goes to the bathroom with 10 people, and just sits in there for 15 minutes gossiping. Most white girls use like in between like every like word they like say like yeah. Get very defensive of their typical white girl habits.
Wow man, that girl over there is totally a typical white girl, Starbucks and everything.
by LightSkiier November 6, 2015
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Typical Matt

A situation which would be considered extremely unlucky, but brought about in part, by the person in the situation.
Last week Matt: Hey Jon, I just sold my iPhone 3GS, can't wait to get the 4!"

This week Matt: Hey Jon, I can't get hold of an fucking iPhone 4 for love nor money!

Jon: Typical Matt!
by Typical Matt July 4, 2010
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typical bitch

A typical female who lets social media such as twitter get into her head thinking she is more than what she really is. Very trendy always going with the next trend. They use words and phrases such as "bae" "fuckboy" "turn up" and other meaning less lingo. Typical bitches are constantly complaining about finding the right guy when they steady fall for any douche bag they barely know who can spit game and just wants pussy. They're always re assure themselves that they are not a hoe but having sex everyother weekend with guys they've just met. To sum it up they are very contradicting.
Friend "What happened to you and your girl man?"

Me "She was just a typical bitch."
by honest as can be May 12, 2014
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Typical Cats

Typical Cats are An Ill rapping group with a sense of style. Their beats are different and their voices are distinguished. One of the few educated emcees left.
"Let us begin, what? where? why? or when?
It will all be explained by the spraying of a pen
Henpecked mugs become thugs and proceed to make me vex man
Throw hissy fits on stage on call that weak shit battling
I can't ignore hardcore, cold stares and shudders
If these head cases are hard rocks I'm a be flipping boulders
Stained by the static and the clubs are on the elvevator
Fuck being smart, Denizen is aggrevated"

Definitely check out Typical Cats
by [Sprite] May 1, 2006
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Typical Teen

A Typical Teen, or a 'TT', is technological pandemic of a group of people who you would typically find on Facebook or in the shopping mall. Typical Teens tend to be girls from the age 13-18. You know those annoying youngsters who post emotional Taylor Swift lyrics status' everyday, have thousands of edited mirror selfies daily, or excessively use smiley faces and acronyms like 'LOL'? We all know someone like that. It's a true disease that is sadly taking over 1 in every 5 teenagers.

Diagnosis: If you take selfies, abbreviate everything, are on facebook 24/7, listen to mainstream music, watch shows and movies that favor to teens, only wear hollister or forever 21, have a new lover every other month, or care way too much about your appearance... You are a TT.

Cure: Sorry but once a TT, always a TT.
Katie: LOL hey wassup GF?!:) I luff Ux10!!! TTYL LOLS

Lara: God, you are such a Typical Teen. I'm praying for you.
by Laraaaaah November 6, 2011
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typical lanier girl

a girl who only posts selfies with the same pose every time with a dumb ass fucking quote
"omg destiny is such a typical lanier girl"
by dickfuck57 April 1, 2015
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