Being a Timmer

A nickname used to define a pimp when you want him to sound like a fluffy unicorn.

You're being such a Timmer.

by Grace-ums April 30, 2005

Timmel

The opposite of what is funny, humorous, or satrical.

Also the last name of a very poor comedian hence the root of the word.

Wow you really timmeled that up, you're no John Belushi.

by Stewbacca July 3, 2006

Timmer

a sweetheart that will steal your heart away. He's the most loving, kindhearted boy you will ever meet. You can stare into his blue eyes all day and run your fingers through his blonde hair. He personally loves red-headed green-eyed girls. He'll make sure you're always protected and never leave you upset. He's the perfect boy anyone would die to have!

Boy: "I got you a surprise!"
Girl: "What is it?"
Boy: "Close your eyes!" *pulls out flowers*
Girl: "Timmer! You're so cute!"

by Dreamy :o) August 2, 2011

Timmed

verb to be 'Timmed' is to be convinced, coerced, or literally forced to get absolutely arseholed beyond all expectations, Usually involves; heroic volumes of hard liquor, criminally late nights, moments of dubious morality, questionable choices, certain regrets, but priceless fun.....

Juande; Jesus Christ Ian, you look like cold shit.

Ian; I feel it man. Bumped into Tazer last night, and he proper Timmed me. Last thing I remember, I was swinging from that big-ass chandelier in Rhinos, with my pants around my ankles screaming 'spank me' to fourteen pissed off strippers.... Then things got really bad....
Juande; that's nothing, I heard Smarm got so Timmed, when he came to, he was holding a half pint of neat vodka, opposite some chap flat-faced on the table, and about 50 Russian gangsters cheering and shouting his name. Turns out he was in Riga, Latvia, which would been nice, but they started drinking in Richmond.

by Botski December 23, 2014

timmel

To wear out a punchline that was only moderately funny in the first place.
"gay" or "jew" or "robot"

"A gay Jewish robot? Man, he timmeled that joke."

by Newstedian August 19, 2006

Reed Timmer

The biggest asshole that has ever graced Discovery Channel, who chases Tornado's in a big red shoe in an attempt to make it look like "science" and "helping people" when really we all know he just wants to dominate-dominate-dominate-dominate and perhaps get himself killed, or make it look good so others go out and get killed.

Tom: Hey, did you see Storm Chasers last night?

Mike: Yeah, Reed Timmer really dominated that tornado in the big red shoe.

by AmatuerMeteor November 28, 2010

timmah

pronounced "Tim-May". is a word used by the handicapped kid "Timmy" form south park. The word is merely his name but shouted loudly. it can be and is often followed by the phrase "livin' a lie" pronounced "reh-lah-blah"

In britian, and possibly other countries, Timmah is used to describe handicapped people or one's stupidity after doing or saying something stupid.

Example one:
John: Look at those retards in wheelchairs
Jed: What a bunch of timmahs... Timmah!!!!
Tard: Timmah!!!

Example two:
James: Bums! I just dropped my tea.
Jack: You Timmah!

by no more g May 3, 2008