A "dirty thunderstorm" is a type of sexual act in which someone sharts after having had their asshole jizzed in - preferably onto their partner's face.
"Man, things got crazy last night between Beth and me...she had a dirty thunderstorm after I came in her butt."
by MrHegemony October 18, 2008
Get the Dirty Thunderstorm mug.this move is performed by a male as you stand over your partner while they are laying on their back. you attempt to finish yourself by giving them a facial, however, before you ejaculate you drop a massive lunker on them which resembles the thunder cloud. simultaneously or immediately after serving them your loaf, you ejaculate on them. the quick jolts of white semen shooting out of your spam javelin at their face, resembles the lightning.
this is more effective if you drink alot of guinness the night before, being that excessive amounts of guinness turns your shit black, like a real thunder cloud.
this is more effective if you drink alot of guinness the night before, being that excessive amounts of guinness turns your shit black, like a real thunder cloud.
kyle- "dude, bro! yesterday, the sharks lost so to feel better about it, i unleashed a major kentucky thunderstorm on courtney!"
aaron- "dude, fuck yeah bro!"
aaron- "dude, fuck yeah bro!"
by PARTY! December 29, 2007
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Farting in someone's face (thunder), biting them in the neck (lightning striking), then peeing on the wound and their face (the torrential rain).
Transylvanian Thunderstorm
"Oh my goodness!!! She said there was a Transylvanian Thunderstrom out at their ranch last night."
---"Wow!!! I'd pity her if I didn't know she fed off that kind of degredation! I wish my wife was like her!"
--------"Thunderstorm? That's funny, not a speck of rain here... arent they just down the road???
"Oh my goodness!!! She said there was a Transylvanian Thunderstrom out at their ranch last night."
---"Wow!!! I'd pity her if I didn't know she fed off that kind of degredation! I wish my wife was like her!"
--------"Thunderstorm? That's funny, not a speck of rain here... arent they just down the road???
by streamofthoughts May 13, 2011
Get the Transylvanian Thunderstorm mug.Tom: *farts*
Ron: Dude that was loud...and reeks!
Tom: *farts*
Ron: You need to stop, thats nasty!
Tom: Sorry man, i had beans for lunch. *farts*
Ron: I didn't know a rotten thunderstorm was in the forecast.
Ron: Dude that was loud...and reeks!
Tom: *farts*
Ron: You need to stop, thats nasty!
Tom: Sorry man, i had beans for lunch. *farts*
Ron: I didn't know a rotten thunderstorm was in the forecast.
by 2much2do March 14, 2008
Get the rotten thunderstorm mug.The act of exploding liquid diarrhea on a partner's chest while urinating uncontrollably all over their face while their mouth is open.
I didn't know I had a Seattle Thunderstorm brewing when i took her home last night, boy was she surprised!
by THEgRAPE-briGAYde69 August 22, 2017
Get the Seattle Thunderstorm mug.A: BRO I GOT HIT BY A SEVERE THUNDERSTORM!!1!!!!111!1!
B: HEY ME TOO I LOVE IT
A: POSTING IT TO MY SNAP
B: HEY ME TOO I LOVE IT
A: POSTING IT TO MY SNAP
by bitchdipshit February 20, 2021
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