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the girl in my english class 

she is so gorgeous that you can't say anything to her face. you don't look at her directly as if she were the sun. she enjoys things you find interesting, yet you have a hard time talking to her. she bumps into you, you say sorry, but she keeps walking and you're left feeling a bit disappointed. she's smart, funny, and has an edge but also looks so soft that you want to swim in her eyes and braid her hair. you yearn for her touch, but you've hardly spoken to her all year. if you do talk to her, you can't tell where her heart lies. you ask yourself how you can determine if she likes you. you never will know unless you ask, thus you perish.
you: oh my god the girl in my english class is so gorgeous i can't anything to her face, 'cause look at that face
friend: lol dude just talk to her
you: ok but that requires words coming out of my lips to form coherent sentences
friend: it's not that hard, look here she comes
you: guess i'll die
friend: then perish
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the girl with kaleidoscope eyes 

LS, also known as Acid, Squares, tabbies, cubes, sheets, papers, and blotter.
Man, i just found the girl with kaleidoscope eyes, she was awesome, although our date cost me __ (insert price here) dollars. I'll give you her number if youur interested

the girl on the left 

A phrase used by the Ballinger fandom after a twitter user referred to Rachel Ballinger as the girl on the left.
"The girl on the left didn't even know what jojo siwa was saying"
"The girl on the left---??? Rachel deserves better"

the.girl.almightyy 

the coolest one direction stan there is….
hey are u mutuals with @ the.girl.almightyy
OMG YES SHES SO COOL

the girl with the ocean eyes

The girl with the ocean eyes will take your breath away. She is truly mesmerizing and makes earth a better place. Adorned with hair as soft as silk and eyes in which you can see literal ocean waves she is a different kind of magical. Oh and by the way, in some cases her name is Eve…
You are blessed if you’ve got the girl with the ocean eyes as your friend.

She’s amazing.
She’s as graceful as an angel, as beautiful as every sunset, yet you better look out for the waves, destined to come only for you to drown - the girl with the ocean eyes.

The Girl Next Door 

When you place you penis and balls behind your legs and hold your legs tight together so it looks like a beaver.
The Girl Next Door by BigBurger February 14, 2006

the girl next door 

The movie me and my friends rented because we thought it was a porn but it was just a movie with a few titties in it.
that movie was dam dissapointing i only seen 1 boob justin ur a dumbass
the girl next door by tyler August 29, 2004