the north pole

where santa claus is from.

santa claus is from the north pole

by ttommass February 24, 2007

The North Pole

This fun and cool little act is quite the tasty move if your girl really likes you. It starts by having your girl give you a blow job with ice in her mouth, the half moon shape tends to work the best. Once you get nice and hard you start to hump her chest, you know titty fuck!! While you are humping away have your girl insert some ice into your chocolate starfish. The finishing touch is putting your snow on her face!

I was really feeling the summer heat one night and had Tammy give me the North Pole, wheeeew that sure did cool me off!!!!

by Fire John Fox October 30, 2009

The North Face Complex

literal translation: "I'm a tool" "Independent and original thought are foreign concepts to me, as evidenced by my unexplainable desire to look exactly like everyone around me"

Geez, would you look at that, every single person in that fraternity/soroity is wearing the same color North Face jacket, they must have the North Face Complex.

by Jim G. January 24, 2006

the north face

A line of winter wear that comes in twelve shades of black and is worn by stuck-up college students who feel an overwhelming need to fit in. Most people justify their wearing of The North Face by preaching about how warm the coats are in order to hide the fact that they're most likely a pretentious snob who lacks taste and the ability to impress anyone with originality.

I took the bus to class today and was only one of three people not sporting The North Face.

by neonsign February 24, 2008

The North Face

The other definitions for The North Face are wack... These retarded people have no idea what they are talking about. The North Face is actually an outdoor equipment and apparel company founded in 1968 in San Francisco, CA. Their products are of very high quality, and are well worth the cost. They make backpacks, jackets, shirts, sweatshirts, pants, shoes, tents, sleeping bags, luggage, etc. I guess they are famous for their jackets, which hip-hop stars in the early 90's wore frequently.

Me: "Oh you're mad because you can't afford The North Face products so you go on Urban Dictionary and talk trash about them? Wow your life must suck."

Douchebag: "I know I cry myself to sleep most of the time, damn it's cold out here and my shitty ass backpack I bought at Walmart is falling apart!"

Me: "Harsh man, I'm warm and all the stuff in my backpack is dry, maybe you should invest in some North face ish and get rid of your bootsy gear."

by nickypoo916 August 30, 2009

The North Face

A ridiculous kind of jacket that will never see the North Face of anything. The jackets cost more than their weight in gold, and are usually worn by every member of the Greek system at all times. Attending a winter greek event may as well be a North Face advertisement. The alleged quality of the jackets is offset by the fact that owning one makes you a douche.

Teacher: Conscientious consumption is the purchase of goods to look rugged or otherwise not ostentatious. Have you of you been conscientious consumers?
Class: No.
Teacher: How many of you own something with the the words "The North Face?"
Class: *defeated*

by tgarc March 7, 2007

the north of france

A mediocre vacation destination. Instead of beaches and sun you get rocks and rain, yet instead of mountains you get molehills. Their proudest offering is their caustic apple cider.

"I'm going to france for vacation."
"That'll be great! Sun, beaches, wine, babes, fashion!"
"Actually, I'll be touring the ancient chapels and cider orchards of the north of france ."
"Ohhhhhhhhh.

by TreeWeezel April 10, 2011