The Front Bottoms Ex

1) The one ex that everybody has (or is) that wrote incredible amounts of poetry about you/for you, made playlists about you/for you in hopes that you’d cry to the songs in them, and looked like a sad puppy when you left them/they left you even if you were only dating for a few months.

2) The ex that religiously listened to The Front Bottoms after your relationship and completely changed everything about themselves to distance themself from you.

Bro, I am the front bottoms ex.

by V_013 July 29, 2023

Kermit the Frog

A frog who is a Muppet and is not leaving 75% of his will to Koian because it's not true

Kermit the Frog does not have a will because he is a muppet

by Kermit has no money September 15, 2018

The frothy frenchmen

When a man ejaculates on a woman's face and his sperm resembles that of a mustache. He then proceeds to put a beret on the woman and commands her to make him a sandwhich.

Yo dude, I heard you gave Alice the frothy frenchmen after the chorus recital in the second pew!

by spencer hills August 30, 2009

The princess and the frog

A term usually used to describe a relationship in which only one person is good looking and the other looks hideous

Have you seen Marc Anthony and Chloe Green they are such the princess and the frog couple

by Truth Speech Preacher July 9, 2015

Chimping the Frog

(1) The opposite of making love.
(2) Uncontrollable, spastic humping
(3) Having the weirdest, most unromantic sex possible

Origins:
Derived from the landmark youtube video Chimp Rapes Frog.

It's Gary's first time having sex so I bet he's chimping the frog.

by yekka July 28, 2010

The Front Porch Test

In the fourth season, Lily confesses that she has been breaking Ted up with girls who she didn't see passing the "Front Porch Test." The Front Porch Test is Lily's indication of how happy they would all be together once they were old, thus showing if someone's love interest was right for them or not. The life lesson that is learned from this is that the most important people in your life you can imagine sitting happily on a front porch with when you're old and gray. If can also be applied to help you make everyday decisions.

the front porch test: before making a big decision in your life, imagine that you are 80-years-old and sitting on your front porch being nostalgic about your life that has gone by. Would you be happy if you chose to be an accountant? Or would you be happier knowing you pursued your writing career?

by perksofbeingafernplant December 14, 2013

liquor in the front, poker in the rear

cunnilingus followed by anal sex

I met this slut last night she said if I ate her pussy she would let me do her in the ass, so it was liquor in the front, poker in the rear.

by Mr.Juan-derful January 1, 2010