Cracker Barrel

American restaurant & Kuntry store chain catering primarily to crackers, peckerwoods, rednecks, honkies, po-dunks, trailer trash, hill billies, bubbas, billy bobs, jim bobs, john boys, jethros, cooters, goobers and mostly just whitey.

My civil rights were violated at a Cracker Barrel because I am an African American.

by Jonathan Law September 4, 2008

Cracker Barrel

Another name for a fat white person.

With the rate of obesity in America we can see more cracker barrels than anywhere in this world.

by Pimster July 18, 2011

cracker barrel

Any type of social event that is dominated by Caucasians and thus needs serious racial diversity.

This year's Oscars was a cracker barrel.

by JAG 345 June 24, 2016

The Cracker Barrel

Giving/recieving a blowjob at a Cracker Barrel parking lot.

Michael : Hey, what did you and your girlfriend do during your anniversary?

Aiden: My girl gave me the Cracker Barrel

Michael: That's it?

Aiden: Nah we also did the Batman

by Minekwaft December 5, 2019

cracker barrel

A group of white people.

son: whats a cracker barrel?
dad: its a group of white pekple

by f uck ypu August 6, 2021

Cracker Barrel

Verb. When the waiting staff at a restaurant take your order and it takes an hour or more for them to get out to you.

"Did our waiter seriously just go on break? I think he's Cracker Barreling us!"

by nibble-flabbus July 13, 2023

Cracker Barrel

The easier way to say "Middle America," or anything west of West Virginia, or east of Colorado. The United States Heartland.

"Where did those draconian voting rights laws get passed?" "Oh, in the cracker barrel." "Of course... the states that have age of consent laws under 18 years old."

by Kuhreezo April 26, 2021