teaspoon

The sexual act of cupping one's partner's (or partners') scrotal sac. It is often accompanied by a gentle vertical motion much like when weighing a mango.

"Get on your knees and give me a good teaspooning Margaret"

by Shitty McShitterson January 18, 2005

teaspoonstability

The most hottest, seggiest, cool person to walk the earth. She may or may not simp for shadow weaver- that is still up for debate.

Person A: Hey do you follow teaspoonstability on TikTok
Person B: No who is that
Person A: *GASP* THEY ARE ONLY THE SEGGIEST BEING TO EVER LIVE

by Ihateshadowweaver July 8, 2021

Teaspooning

Just like spooning (with your partner) but rather than a parallel body on body it becomes more perpendicular with the male forming the cross with the famale for easier sexual access...

I cant seem to get into a comfortable position with spooning and sex, but if we form a T (teaspoon) its a whole lot easier...now we are teaspooning

by Jonny C 73 September 8, 2009

Cum Teaspoon

Where you ejaculate over your partner's breasts then use a handy teaspoon to scoop up the cum & feed it to her.

I gave Wendy a cum teaspoon & held her nose until she swallowed.

by HectorT October 31, 2009

teaspooner

Also called a vurp. A burp that is accompanied by vomit, about a teaspoon.

*belch* Eww, that was a teaspooner. I could taste my Lucky Charms from breakfast

by anonymous April 3, 2004

teaspoon leg

That little bit of pee that runs down your leg after you thought you were done urinating.

Damn teaspoon leg, now I have to change my underwear.

by ReggieRay December 19, 2014

poofty teaspoon

poofty teaspoon = craig

poofty teaspoon = craig

by the_bitch_from_msn October 16, 2008