Get the Tax mug.An amout of money given to the goverment. Something we all love to hate, but sometimes fail to realize that it is always put to good use. Shelters the homeless, used to make properly paved roads, allows those without deep pockets to obtain free medical care, ect. Taxes are one of life's little reminders that we are not alone in this life; we have an obligation to those less fourtunate. We are all connected.
Heartless minion: "Taxes are gay. I don't deserve to be forced to give two percent of my grocery bills to those who don't have diddly-shit."
by Bulletproof Marshmallow October 26, 2003
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Related words: Tax Queen, Tax King, Taxilicious, Tax Factor, Taxinator, Tax Hole
Related words: Tax Queen, Tax King, Taxilicious, Tax Factor, Taxinator, Tax Hole
by christine February 9, 2004
Get the TAX mug.To just have sex. No tax daddy . no taxalicious... just TAX. Kinda like the IRS jacking people.You really have no-say in the matter it just happens!
by Sir Lopez June 6, 2005
Get the tax mug.Nah, that run didn't tax me a bit. I had it covered.
I ain't tryin' to tax my head right now; we've been studying all morning. Let's just chill for awhile.
I ain't tryin' to tax my head right now; we've been studying all morning. Let's just chill for awhile.
by DCkat September 14, 2010
Get the Tax mug.What dumb right wing fucks seem to think you can run a country without. Dishonist Governmants like to appease dumb rightwing fucks by saying they'll lower taxes and STILL bring good services. THIS IS AGAINST THE BASIC LAWS OF MATHS.
There are two places for money.
a)In rich people's wallets and
b)in poor people's wallets or the governmants money for services etc.
b) needs it a) doesn't
so where should it be? ITS NOT A HARD QUESTION!
but would you believe it some people are still stupid enough to answer b) and unfortunately they are in power.
And no, dumb rightwing fucks you shouldn't keep it because you "earnt it" because cleaners work just as hard as you for a millionth of the wage and the chances are that in your society especially your only in your position and cleaners in their's because of WHO MUMMY AND DADDY WAS!!!
SO stop being greedy and start accepting that tax is essential and the rich need to pay A LOT if we're ever going to have FAIRNESS.
There are two places for money.
a)In rich people's wallets and
b)in poor people's wallets or the governmants money for services etc.
b) needs it a) doesn't
so where should it be? ITS NOT A HARD QUESTION!
but would you believe it some people are still stupid enough to answer b) and unfortunately they are in power.
And no, dumb rightwing fucks you shouldn't keep it because you "earnt it" because cleaners work just as hard as you for a millionth of the wage and the chances are that in your society especially your only in your position and cleaners in their's because of WHO MUMMY AND DADDY WAS!!!
SO stop being greedy and start accepting that tax is essential and the rich need to pay A LOT if we're ever going to have FAIRNESS.
Politician: Our Governmant will lower taxes AND increase spending
Three year old: Mummy, You know you said I couldn't have my cake and eat it? well mr Scary Politician thinks you can. Is he stupid mummy?
DUH!
Three year old: Mummy, You know you said I couldn't have my cake and eat it? well mr Scary Politician thinks you can. Is he stupid mummy?
DUH!
by Geoooooooo March 26, 2005
Get the tax mug.the fee required to allow a new girl to hang out with your crew, also know as rail, smash, plow, tear out, dig up, beat up, work out or screw.
bro #1- hey whos that new bitch your girl brought over?
bro #2- bro! thats jessica im gunna tax that bitch tonight, then shes free game
bro #1- hell yeah son !!! tear that bitch out!
bro #2- bro! thats jessica im gunna tax that bitch tonight, then shes free game
bro #1- hell yeah son !!! tear that bitch out!
by chucky_chuck_dontgiveafuck February 4, 2010
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