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Double-Tapered Shit

George Brett had an uncontrollable BM. Then he described what happened the next day, "I got up in the morning and took the most perfect double-tapered shit I’ve ever had in my life. True Story. Who are the pitchers in this game?"
by KC Fan January 14, 2009
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tarped

A misspelling of the word "trapped", often used in online RPG-games. This occurs when the player can't move in any direction, mostly because objects or other players are blocking his way.
A: Haha, look at that guy. He's totally cornered.
B: OMG, tarped.
by Luzodar February 8, 2008
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testicle-tapper

Testicle-tapper - One who deliberately swipes at the groin area of another in retaliation. Draymond Green of the Golden State Warriors was suspended for Game 5 of the NBA Finals after his "retaliatory swipe of his hand to the groin" of Lebron James of the Cleveland Cavaliers. This is not his first testicle-tapping offense. Green was fined $25,000 in Game 3 of the Western Conference finals for kicking Oklahoma City Thunder’s Steven Adams in the groin; and in Game 2 he got away with kneeing Adams in the junk.
Testicle-tapper Draymond Green was suspended for Game 5 of the NBA Finals after his "retaliatory swipe of his hand to the groin" of Lebron James.
by JJewella ewJ June 13, 2016
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Vermont Maple Tapper

When you pour maple syrup into her pussy and then get it on. May be followed by eating the Lumberjack goodness.
Ted: Dang, Precious drank a huge chug!

Carol: Well, come on, tap her and watch the sap flow...

Ted: Oh Carol, darling, I love when you want a Vermont Maple Tapper.
by AmusesHerself April 13, 2009
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taper powels

How some people accidentally mispronounce the phrase, "paper towels".
Jim, can you hand me a wad of taper powels please? I need to clean up some spilled Kool-Aid.
by Telephony January 16, 2015
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Tarpeggios

Tar-peh-jEE-OHs A cappella virtuosos that perform on college campuses with high energy, a

tight sound, and fresh swag, without acting like another conceited cockypella group.
Example: Damn! Did you just see that group perform that sexy a cappella arrangement

of “Candy Man?!” Their soloists did full choreography in 6’’ heels! That’s some

Tarpeggios swag.
by Pseudohangle343 June 22, 2016
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clit tapper

As close to the promised land as one can possibly get without reaching that warm and delicious apple pie.
My friend Zac is such a clit tapper.
by DamianFoye October 18, 2006
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