ghetto tapas

"Free food samples that are given out at various locations, i.e., Sam's Club, Costco, and other establishments."

Damn, I'm hungry and broke until payday! I should get my 'ghetto tapas' face on at Sam's Club to save some money!

by sailordragonball January 3, 2014

Bozza tapas

Bozza tapas is a cheap strong smelling form of hair styling product. Popular with the male Eastern Europeans. A greasy,sticky substance that makes a distinct 'pat' sound when applied. Usually a gel or styling clay of low value such as tesco value or asda smart price. Used to slick back the hair of a dirty bosnian swooner. These men are usually rather nonsified and resemble a eastern european bobby dazzler, and eye up young girls, often underage. They will make perverted and sexual remarks as you walk past, often you will not be able to understand these remarks due to their bozzer accent. These dirty bozzers can usually be located sat at tables outside cafes opposite hounslow bus garage, waiting for school girls to get off the bus.
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Fabretzio's helmet frolecd exoctically in the poluted air of hounslow east whilst screamin tropical cock n bull to the public,

er what's that hard clumpy shite mounted to that dirty bozzas nugget ... Look at him, just LOOK at him, it's bozza tapas of course

by Lollingalltheway November 21, 2014

geordie tapas

A popular Tyneside lunch, consisting of three different Gregg's pasties artfully arranged on a plate

"Diven't dee us any bait, mam, ah'll gan oot fer sum Geordie Tapas"

by MrsTrellis May 25, 2016

ordering octopus at a tapas bar

Thinking you are going to win at fantasy football but getting schooled by someone who knows nothing about the sport.

Eric got destroyed in fantasy football. It's like he is ordering octopus at a tapas bar.

by cockodoo September 8, 2010

english tapas

Buying every flavour of crisps in a pub and opening all the bags for ease of access

We had English Tapas for dinner

by Northern Fester September 23, 2017

Fridge Tapas

When you bring multiple and tiny portions of weeks’ dinner leftovers for your work lunch and spread it out on the communal work lunch table, confusing your workmates and using up all the staff cutlery.

Sally-Anne: Hey Sid, I can’t tell if that’s Chinese or Indian or Levantine or Japanese food you are eating. And you have taken up half the staff table.

Sid: I’ve got dinner leftovers of a bit of everything I didn’t want to throw out, so I can save 7$ on lunch. It won’t fill me up anyways, so I’ll finish this and head to the cafe.

Sally-Anne: You got fridge tapas! Woo-Hoo!

by Greensnot March 26, 2025

Yamaguchi Tadashi

Smol cinnamon roll that will kill you with his very average float serve. Also very gay for the tall french fry that is Tsukishima Kei

Person 1: Have you seen the new haikyuu episode?
Person 2: no, why?
Person 1: Yamaguchi Tadashi finally got the float serve right!
Person 2: oh my god, my smol child is growing up

by Brokuto_Kotabro August 9, 2016